MG round3questionB

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays as director rolls B-roll on
a clip from Net High Rollers; then fades to Net 3 On A Match clip; 
then fades to wide shot of studio; fade to Doug with the players)

Doug: We're back on the Net Baby Races - Wait 'Til You Have Kids Hour.

 

 

(audience laughs) (Doug pushes button revealing Round 3 questions)

Doug: OK, last round of Match Game in our "Where Are They Now?" 
special.  Michael's our leader -- meaning he gets to pick A or B.  
What's your pleasure?

Michael: B

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) B it is and you'll *B* playing this
question with...

 

 

 

Doug: ...three of our classic net game hosts, Mark, Josh and Nick.
The rest of you will lay out...

Dumb Dora is so dumb...

Everyone else in unison: HOW DUMB IS SHE!?!!??!??!!!!??!

Doug: ...when she played Strip Poker with her boyfriend, she thought
her two << BLANKS >> would beat his pair of aces.

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

 

 

 

Doug: OK, we're all set.  If you do match Mark, we're restoring the
match you scored with him earlier.  So, here's the query one more 
time...

Dumb Dora is so dumb, when she played Strip Poker with her 
boyfriend, she thought her two << BLANKS >> would beat his pair of 
aces.

Michael: boobs

(audience cheers)

Doug: There's the answer!  Whether the blouse has come off or not,
give it a shot, right?  Let's see if you're like-minded with these
folks starting with Mark.

Mark: (flip) Boobs

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: OK, you've gotten that score back and you're back to 400.
Over to Josh, now.

Josh: Well...Ya know exactly what my mind went to... What were 
his other cards?

Doug: Eh, probably a 3-4-6?

Josh: But I figure if she's REALLY dumb, she'd think a pair of
DEUCES would beat two aces.

(buzz) (audience groans)

Doug: Ooooooh, darn.  Well, Nick, do you make it five out of
six for Michael?

Nick: Well, seeming as if Dora was dumb... she would think two 
(flips card) BOOBS would beat that pair of aces.

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: There ya go.  Almost a perfecto as we review...

 

 

(match in R2) | (match in R2) | BOOBS
(match in R2) | DEUCES | BOOBS

Michael's response: BOOBS

 

 

Doug: Well, Joe, there's hope yet.  Match five stars on this
next question and we'll go to a tie-breaker.  Match all six
and you win.  Anything short of five matches and Michael's 
joining us in the next show for Hollywood Squares.

MG ROUND 3 CONTINUES