MG round2questionA
Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel) Once again, we'll need all the stars to put marker to card on this... Ugly Alfrea is so ugly... Everyone else in unison: HOW UGLY IS SHE!?!!??!??!!!!??! Doug: ...she's so ugly that a lot of people mistake her for << BLANK >>. (MG '7x synth vamp think music plays) Doug: Waitin' on Mark to get in there. (buzz)
Doug: Oh, didn't get the answer in time. Michael, this means we're going to have to disqualify the match you scored with Mark earlier.
Doug: Knocking you down to 300. Joe, as for you, the question one more time... Ugly Alfrea is so ugly that a lot of people mistake her for << BLANK >>. Joe: Oh, boy, am I in trouble. I can't think of anything. How about we go with the classic answer, "HOWARD COSELL"? (audience groans) Doug: Michael, I think the lead's safe for now. Remember, we've still got one more round in Match Game but let's still go through the motions and see if indeed someone thought of Howard. Troy? Troy: Ugh... Joe, I couldn't think of anything, but I'll go with the holiday theme and say [[Turkey]]. (buzz) (audience groans) That was a turkey of an answer, I know. Doug: Well, we're all entitled to a Bill Daily moment as well as a Patti moment. Over to Jay. Jay: Uh Doug...I believe my contract says that I'm supposed to sit higher that the others. Don't make me call my lawyers...Dewey, Cheatum and Howe. (audience laughs) Anyway, my answer stinks...sorry... +--------+ | MEDUSA | +--------+ (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Eh, not bad. I've got an idea -- but lemme see if anyone else thinks of it. We'll bypass Mark and come down to Ryan. Ryan: (card) [DOG] (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: A dog. Especially if she's a bulldog. Doubly so if she plays like the Mississippi State Bulldogs. But that's another issue for another day. Josh. Josh: You guys are making me think today...Too bad I never hosted any brainy-type netgames... But after much consideration....Which included the rejected answers "Paula Jones" and "Steve Buscemi"...Since Halloween just passed, I thought of A WITCH. (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Another goody. And Nick, last chance for Howard Cosell. Nick: I'll go with a general answer here, I'll say that she gets mistaken for... MICHAEL JACKSON (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Nick: ...and remember, I'll be hosting the VH1 Behind the Music on the history of Michael Jackson's plastic surgery which will premiere this coming Jaunary 1st. Doug: We'll watch for it. Well let's review...
TURKEY | MEDUSA | (no response)
DOG | A WITCH | MICHAEL JACKSONJoe's response: HOWARD COSELL
Doug: OK, Michael's still got the lead. But will that still be the case after Round 3. We'll get a winner after this. You're watching our "Where Are They Now?" special on NMG-HSH. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays as director rolls B-roll on a clip from Net Nitro; then fades to Net Cross Wits clip; then fades to wide shot of studio; fade to black)MG ROUND 3 BEGINS
