MG round1questionB
Doug: (grabs B) Joe left you B and you'll have the services of everyone on the panel. (walks to said panel) OK, friends, here's Michael's querstion... NMG-HSH Press has just released the thinnest book ever. It's entitled, "Great Moments In << BLANK >> History".
(MG '7x cowbell think music plays) Joe: When I said "camping" I meant "To act campy," a synonym for acting gay. Doug: Ah, no wonder the crowd and I were thinking "camping" as in "the great outdoors" and "roughing it". The gal who does the audience warm up told us about her camping trip to Arizona. Either way, we feel "camping" is too general an answer. If three stars said "acting gay" and three others say "camping", we couldn't credit you with matching the whole panel. So, the ruling stands. Joe: I didn't think you were going to give it to me, anyway.
Doug: Well, I thank you for being a good sport and understanding it all. And now, Michael, let's see if you can get on the board, first. NMG-HSH Press has just released the thinnest book ever. It's entitled, "Great Moments In << BLANK >> History". Michael: The Netgame Netgame (Doug laughs and loses it) (audience cheers) Doug: Man, that was funny! Judge, can we give him points for a funny answer? (judge activates buzzer) Aw, come on! (buzzer again) Mercy. Well. (sigh) You know this is the "Where Are They Now?" show -- but in this case, who cares where The Netgame Netgame staff is -- ya know? (audience laughs and applauds) OK, back to business and comparing answers starting with Troy. Troy: I started to say "'Face the Music' History"...but thought that would be too much shameless mugging. Doug: At this rate, nothing's shameless, here! Troy: So I put "Jessica Simpson History." (buzz) I'm still waiting for somebody to fix my chair, BTW. Doug: We've got a stopdown coming after this question. And not a moment too soon. (audience laughs) Jay? Jay: This might be a rotten answer but... +-----------+ | PRESIDENT | | GEORGE W | | BUSH'S | +-----------+ (buzz) Jay: That would the the son, not daddy. Doug: Oh, we figured it out. Either way, our Net Hardball answer doesn't match as we go to Mark. What were you thinking when it comes to slim tomes? Mark: One paragraph about Tommy Maddux, and three about He Hate Me... (flip) XFL (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: Now *that's* something I thought of. Let's come downstairs and visit with Ryan again. NMG-HSH Press has just released the thinnest book ever. It's entitled, "Great Moments In << BLANK >> History". And Michael... (giggles) (audience laughs) ...it's *hard* to keep a straight face thinking about his answer. He said the "The Netgame Netgame", the show not so nice, they still named it twice. Ryan: My answer is related to our last question... [L.A. Dragnet] (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Man alive, we show no mercy on this show. Josh? Josh: Well, again, this was a toughie, but to think of something that could have had great moments, but severely lacked such, I went with "Great Moments in XFL History". (buzz) And now I know I'll never work for Vince McMahon. Doug: Another XFL. I think that goes for all of us. And Nick. Nick: Well, harkening back to a joke from the 1980 classic "Airplane"... my answer is "Great Moments in Jewish Sports History" (buzz) Mark Spitz, eat you heart out. Doug: (sighs) Ah, goodness, what a wild question. Let's review...
J. SIMPSON | G.W. BUSH | XFL
L.A. DRAGNET | XFL | JEWISH SPORTSMichael's response: THE NETGAME NETGAME
Doug: Well, that's the first round. No score, but man a lot of laughs. Come back for Round 2 after this. (audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 2 BEGINS
