MG round3questionA

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel) And you'll be playing with all six
stars since you've yet to score.  And here's the assignment for everyone
on the panel

Dumb Dora is so dumb....

Everyone else in unison: HOW DUMB IS SHE!?!!??!??!!!!??!

Doug: ... when her boyfriend challenged her to a game of pool, 
she said, "Sure, I'll bring my << BLANK >>."

(MG '7x changing keys think music plays)

 

 

 

 

Doug: OK, John, remember, two matches ties, three matches wins...

Dumb Dora is so dumb, when her boyfriend challenged her to a game 
of pool, she said, "Sure, I'll bring my << BLANK >>."

John: Bathing suit.

(audience cheers)

Doug: That's a goody.  I had another in mind.  But, let's see
if you win it here.  Tom, show us your card.

Tom K.: I initially thought of air mattress, but I'm not sure if 
she's just dumb, or blonde and dumb.  (card)  Swimming suit

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: There's one match down, need two more to win.  Jay?

Jay: (card)

+-------+
| WATER |
| WINGS |
+-------+

(buzz)

Doug: Not a match, but a good thought.  Still looking for
swimwear, Brian?

Brian: If Dora's thinking of a swimming pool then she must be 
thinking of bringing a...
 
[Bikini!]

(slight pause) (ding; audience applause)

Doug: There ya go.  Some girl-watchers at the beach would 
probably disagree with that call.  But we'll count that 
match here.  Over to Ryan now.  Do you win it for John?

Ryan: (card)

+============+
| Beach Ball |
+============+

(buzz)

Doug: Nope.  Still need to match one more star for the win.  Nolan,
what do you offer?

Nolan: I’ve met Dumb Dora, actually.  

Doug: Oh really?

Nolan: Had to explain to her how to use the self check-out registers. 
Then had to walk her to the parking lot because she not only forgot where
 her car was, she also forgot how to use her keys.  

Doug: Oh dear.  (a few chuckles from the audience)

Nolan: But Dumb Dora also picked up a SWIMMING SUIT when she was there!

(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays) (John and Rick
shake hands)

Doug: And that's the game for John.  David, just for the heck of it,
show us your card.

David: I wonder if Dumb Dora and her guy plan on dancing to the 8-Ball Tango
too.  (Audience laughs)  I wonder how Dumb Dora would look in a (flips card) 
BATHING SUIT!

(ding)

Doug: And we'll throw another CY$100 his way.

 

 

SWIMMING SUIT | WATER WINGS | BIKINI
BEACH BALL | SWIMMING SUIT | BATHING SUIT

John's answer: BATHING SUIT

 

 

Doug: John, CY$500 for winning this game, another CY$400 for matching 
four stars.  That's CY$900 with the chance to go on to Hollywood Squares. 
If you'll take your place here at the blue dot.  (John gets up and walks 
over to the blue dot on stage)  Now, for those who insist there's a 
difference between "bathing suit" and "bikini", consider this.  If 
John's answer is interpreted as just a one-piece, Tom's, Nolan's and 
David's answers would be one-pieces as well.  So, either way, John's 
won it.   Rick, as for you, CY$200 as well as a copy of our homegame
for the GameStation 2 and those lovely mops we spoke about earlier.
(MG desk and toaster are rolled stage left) Thanks for playing, Rick 
Morris.

FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY...
UH, FROM MG TO HS