Doug: Well, John, you're in a familiar situation.  You're standing
on the blue dot and have a chance to put more blue dots on the board.
It's time for Hollywood Squares and it's time for the ghost of Jay 
Stewart to call out three more celebs.  Who are they?

(cue MG-HSH theme)

 

The Ghost of Jay Stewart:
Joining us for more of
The Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour are...

 

...from PriceMan Productions...
tomSABBATELLI

 

...from GSNN
chicoALEXANDER

 

...from Jay's Game Show Page...
jasonANTONIEWICZ

 

...and our master
of the squares...
ryanMORRIS

(audience cheers) (Ryan and Doug high five each other as
they trade places)

Ryan: Thanks Doug.  John's going to face our champion in Hollywood
Squares next.

(more cheers)

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(intro to "Bittersweet Symphony" plays)

Doug: Hot chocolate maker, $24.  Cordless spotlight, $35.  Discarding
the joker and winning a new car...  (insert winning scene from the 
Joker game on NPiR) ...priceless.  Net Price is Right, only on VBS.
Now online at www.npir.com!

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(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

 

 

Ryan: Welcome back to The Net Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour. 
We are here with our two players. Ready to start. Game 1 is worth Cy$2,000
and Cy$500 a square. Plus we have a Cy$10,000 Secret Square. X begins Game 1.

(audience cheers)

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