MG round1questionB
(audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions on the toaster) Doug: Also, further down the road, CY$100,000 in total winnings or three trips to the super match equals a berth in the champions' special. John, just so you know, the 11-grand you won the last time doesn't factor into your possible tournament seeding. In any event, you won the right to go first. Would you like A or B? John: I'll go with B, please.
Doug: (grabs B) B you say, B you get. (walks over to panel) It's a new game, so of course everyone on the panel plays this one... Bob said, "New movies just don't cut it for me. They're too unbelievable. I just saw a film where << BLANK >> was the president."
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Doug: OK, John, they're all set. Let's see how ya do... Bob said, "New movies just don't cut it for me. They're too unbelievable. I just saw a film where << BLANK >> was the president." John: I'll go with Freddy Krueger. Kinda gives "slash the budget" a whole new meaning... (audience laughs and applauds) Tom: Hey, watch what you say about my brother. (more laughs) Doug: Besides, Tom. Since you and Freddy share the same last name, the two of you could co-host a net game here on VBS. In any event, Freddy's John's answer and I've got a hunch this is gonna turn into "Hardball" before too long. We'll start with Tom and before we do, the reason why we've got "TOM K." on his nameplate is that Tom Sabbatelli will be among those stars playing Hollywood Squares with us. So, we knew we'd have to do this sooner or later, why not sooner? Anyhoo, Tom, show and tell time. Tom K.: Ronald Reagan (buzz) Doug: See, I knew this would turn into "Hardball". Over to Jay. Jay: And to think it all started in Cali... +--------+ | AHNULD | +--------+ (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Now *that* was my answer. Over to Brian. Brian: I got an idea from watching Unscrewed on TechTV. [Martin Sargent] (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: (cupping hand over mouth and mic) Paging Chris Matthews. Paging Chris Matthews. You are needed in the NMG-HSH studio. (more laughs) On to Ryan now. Bob said, "New movies just don't cut it for me. They're too unbelievable. I just saw a film where << BLANK >> was the president." And John said Freddy Fingernails. What say you? Ryan: I've got a great answer... +============+ | Carrot Top | +============+ (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: LOL! And you know what his slogan will be? 1-800-VOTE-4-ME. (audience laughs) Nolan, John's hoping you said Freddy. Nolan: Barney. (buzz) Doug: Eeek! Wonder how his campaign commercials would go? (starts singing like the purple dinosaur himself) "I love you, vote for me, for a better free country." (audience laughs) David, your thoughts, please. David: Hmmm. Well, he's making a run for the Senate but it would be totally unbelieable if..... (flips card) JERRY SPRINGER was the president! (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Makes sense. But, I think he bowed out due to concerns voters couldn't make the difference between Jerry the former mayor and Jerry the host of a fight and a TV talk show breaks out -- if ya know what I mean. Well, anyway...
REAGAN | AHNULD | MARTIN SARGENT
CARROT TOP | BARNEY | JERRY SPRINGERJohn's response: FREDDY KRUEGER
Doug: Well, that was an adventure. Rick, let's see what we've got for you.MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES
