MG round2questionA
Doug: Welcome back to the Net Winning Lines - Strike It Rich Hour. (audience laughs) Before we play the second round of Match Game, let's take a moment and say hi to the players. Oronde Jarratta, tell us your life's story in seven simseconds. Oronde: I am 29 years old from state of west virginia. My hobbies are internet and video games. Doug: Well, you're doing well in our game, so far. You're leading with a chance to pad that lead shortly. Jay Cross, otherwise known as JX, tell us about yourself. JX: I'm Jay Cross, 15 years old, a freshman, love basketball (GO NETS!) and hockey (GO DEVILS!), and I host AIM Pyramid Fridays at 8pm et, and Net Pitfall, Hot Potato, and Sports Geniuses Doug: Likes the Jersey teams. Well, we're glad you're with us. You have no cyber-cash as yet, but that will chancge as time moves on. (Doug pushes button revealing Round 2 questions)
Doug: Back to the game and Round 2. Oronde, as promised, you get to pick first since you're leading in this competition. A or B? Oronde: Okay, I pick Lucky A for almighty doug morris (laughs).
Doug: (laughs while he grabs A) Uh, I hate to disappoint. But I'm not almighty. Observe. (lets go of "A" card as it drops to the floor) See, if I were almighty that card would float. (audience laughs) (Doug bends over and picks it up) But, thanks for the kind words. (walks to the panel) As for the stars...
Doug: ...Jay, you'll sit this one out since you matched Oronde earlier. The rest of you, please respond to this... The photographer said, "I was taking pictures of a beautiful woman the other day. Thing is she was so beautiful, my lens << BLANKED >>." (MG '7x changing keys think music plays)
Doug: I'll get some insight from our sub-announcer in a moment. Don't want to influence the player's answer here. Anyway, Oronde, here comes the question one more time. The photographer said, "I was taking pictures of a beautiful woman the other day. Thing is she was so beautiful, my lens << BLANKED >>." Oronde: Well, as I know what Lens will do as they see beautiful women like trish stratus or um, who the heck are so hot and beautiful. the lens cracked! Doug: Cracked! (audience applause) Interesting response. Now, Haley, you've modeled for my site and for a few other folks over the years. Ever have a photog's lens crack in the midst of a session? Haley: No. However, I remember one time I worked with a photographer who was *so* cheap... (points to crowd) Audience: (in unison) HOW CHEAP WAS HE?!?!?! Haley: ...*his* camera fell apart in a session. (audience laughs) Doug: Goodness. What a story. Nice to know the audience is sharp, too. (audience cheers) All right, CUT!!! Back to the game. And... I'm sorry, Oronde, what was your answer again? Oronde: Cracked! Doug: Gotcha. Brian, we're looking for cracked. Brian: What does everyone lenses do when they encounter something too hot to handle? They FOGGED UP. (buzz) (light applause) Doug: That was something I was thinking. And, no, I'm not speaking from experience on the RockTrax team's behalf, OK!!!!! (audience laughs) We skip Jay and go over to Will. Will: well, I know I'm supposed to be in the oth..... oh what the heck Charles did it too. I have a multiple-card answer: JUMPED OUT ----------------- AND FOCUSED ON ----------------- HER BOOBS (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: And then the model sued for sexual harassment. No cracks yet as we come down to Ryan. The photographer said, "I was taking pictures of a beautiful woman the other day. Thing is she was so beautiful, my lens..." Ryan: This one takes up a few cards. the lens... +===============+ | Cracked | +===============+ +===============+ | When I | | Dropped | +===============+ +===============+ | My Camera | | After She | +===============+ +===============+ | Took Off Her | | Clothes | +===============+ Doug: I think we've got a match... (ding; audience applause) ...got it, up to CY$200. Tammy do you make it 300? Tammy: It must have been the 'Pirate Girl' from the original 'Treasure Hunt;' because the next thing that guy knew, his camera lens MELTED! (buzz) (light applause) Doug: That's what I was thinking. One more chance for crack.... uh... (audience laughs and applause) me and my Freudian slips. Alan, did you match Oronde? Alan: This was quite the smart lens, so it (multiple cards) Ran away with the girl to Las Vegas, got married, had 3 children and lived happily ever after (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Man, am I glad we got that gift certificate for endless blue cards. (audience laughs) Well, Oronde, you've matched another star. Let's review...
FOGGED UP | (match in R1) | JUMPED OUT...
CRACKED... | MELTED | RAN AWAY...MARRIED...Oronde's response: CRACKED
Doug: JX, let's see if you can get on the board here.MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES
