MG round2questionB
DDoug: (grabs B; walks to panel) This time, everyone on the panel plays since JX didn't match any of you in Round 1. And here's your assignment... Sam the soccer star is used to bending it like Beckham. But after eight beers, he was bending it like << BLANK >>. (MG '7x synth vamp think music plays)
Doug: OK, they're all set. Let's see if you can get on the scoreboard. Sam the soccer star is used to bending it like Beckham. But after eight beers, he was bending it like << BLANK >>. JX: hmm, I don't really have a good answer for this, but let's go with a Simpson's reference, I'll say Barney Gumble (light applause) Doug: Ah, yes, the Springfield town drunk. For my money, there's a *really* good answer. Brian, we start with you. Brian: I'll go a capella for this one... "When the soccer ball hits your eye, and gives you a black eye, that's amore..." (applause mixed with whoops) DEAN MARTIN. (buzz) Doug: That's pretty good. The answer and the singing. On to Jay, now. Jay: Too bad the budget's blown from the special effects and the endless stream of bluecards from the bottom row otherwise I'd do a header for you Doug. Doug: Ah, don't worry. We'll live. Jay: Anyway, I couldn't come up with anything better than Bend it Like +---------+ | BETTY | | (WHITE) | +---------+ (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: Now now now, I remember Betty said on one episode of MG she liked to drink beer. I'm sure she enjoys it responsibly. So, that's a good answer. Will, did you think of Barney from "The Simpsons"? Will: Well, I have NO idea what you mean by this question...... so I'll throw out a wild guess... --------------- BIG BERTHA --------------- (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: Yup, that's a wild guess all right. No Barneys yet. Over to Ryan Morris now. Sam the soccer star is used to bending it like Beckham. But after eight beers, he was bending it like... Ryan: I said... +=======+ | Norm! | +=======+ (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: *There's* a good answer. Norm from "Cheers". Well, JX, we're in the ballpark with TV characters at bars. Still, I'm surprised no one's come to my answer yet. Tammy, what'cha got for us? Tammy: Another movie I haven't seen. All I can come up with is A BEDBUG. (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: Just don't let the bedbugs bite. And Alan, what did you say? Alan: Monica Lewinsky (buzz) Doug: Ah, man, I can't believe no one thought of my answer -- especially since this the Net Match Game - *Hollywood Squares* Hour. After eight beers, I thought for sure someone would say Sam the soccer star was bending it like -- George Gobel. (some folks say "Ahhhhhh")
DEAN MARTIN | BETTY WHITE | BIG BERTHA
NORM | BEDBUG | MONICA LEWINSKYJX's response: BARNEY GUMBLE
Doug: (fakes whining) No one understands me anymore. (audience laughs) Well, Oronde's padded his lead. But we've still got one more round to go. One of these challengers is going to try to put a stop to Andy Geller's winning ways; the other wins a collapsable plastic drinking cup! (audience laughs) Find out who's going where after this. (audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 3 BEGINS
