MG round1questionA

 

 

Doug: (grabs A) BTW, for those not in the know, Jay Cross' nameplate
reads "JX" since that's his nickname around these parts.  The J for
"Jay" and the "X" looks like a cross.  

Ryan: Doing Net Bumper Stumpers again?

(audience laughs)

Doug: Yeah, that does kinda look like a license plate puzzle.  I do
miss doing that show.  But, in any event, here's the question in the
last half of Round 1.

Parents were shocked when they heard the news from the daycare center. 
Nanny Nancy was << BLANKED >> by a three-year-old.

 

 

 

 

 

(MG '7x cowbell think music plays)

 

 

 

Doug: OK, we're all set this time.  JX, here's the query one more time...

Parents were shocked when they heard the news from the daycare center. 
Nanny Nancy was << BLANKED >> by a three-year-old.

JX: im definatly going with KILLED

Doug: Killed.  Mercy.  What a young felon, that kid.  Let's see if
anyone up here thought along your lines.  Brian?

Brian:  Well, I'm still learning the ways of discipline, and it would be 
a real twist if the 3 year old SPANKED Nancy Nancy. 

(buzz) (light applause)

Doug: That's something I was thinking.  Still looking for a killing
as we turn to the Grand Poobah of Grocery Game, Jay Lewis.

Jay: The thing every 3 year old does...

+---------+
|  HELD   |
| HOSTAGE |
+---------+

(buzz) (light applause)

Doug: And Ted Koppel's covering it on "Nightline".  On to Will.
Did you think the little 3-year-old killed Nanny Nancy?

Will: um...... well......... this is tough..... Tinkled on.

(buzz)

Doug: So you're saying the 3-year-old in question was Little
Rotten Rodney.  :)  On to Ryan, now.  Parents were shocked when
they heard the news from the daycare center.  Nanny Nancy was 
killed by a three-year-old, according to JX.  What according
to you?

Ryan: It's hard to belive but Nanny Nancy was... 

+==================+
| Sexualy Harassed |
+==================+

...by a three year old

Doug: Hello! (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)  And then
he gets Jackie Chiles as his attorney.  (more laughs)  Tammy?

Tammy: Nancy Kovack worked at a daycare center in her early days?

Doug: Yup.  When she asked the kids how much is one plus one, she 
said, "what's the number, please?" (audience and Tammy groan)

Tammy: Anyhoo, this nanny was KICKED by a three-year-old. (buzz)
Clean doesn't count, right?

Doug: LOL!  Fill in those blanks anyway you'd like.  :)  And Alan,
last chance for a killing.

Alan: This daycare center was in New York you know

That's why they were shocked to learn the Nanny was

MUGGED

by a 3 year old

(buzz) (light applause)

Doug: Well, we had some criminal activity.  But no killings
as we review...

 

 

SPANKED | HELD HOSTAGE | TINKLED ON
SEXUALLY HARASSED | KICKED | MUGGED

JX's response: KILLED

 

 

Doug: And that ends Round 1.  Oronde's matched one star.  JX, there's
still more game left.  We'll meet our players and continue Match Game
with Round 2 after this message for the internet.

(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS