MG round1questionB

 

 

Doug: And if you win in Squares, you'll play the CY$50,000 Super 
Match.  Oronde, you won the right to go first.  Pick A or
B and we'll get this party started.

Oronde: My first pick for round 1 is: B

 

 

Doug: (grabs B) B, you've picked, B it is.  (walks to panel)  
New game, new panel... and I wondered when we were going to
work our substitute announcer into this... Haley, come on out,
please.

(Haley runs from the backstage area to center stage with 
Doug) (audience cheers)

Doug: This is Haley Fox, one of the models you see on DougMorris.net,
my radio show site.  She's pinch-hitting for Jay Stewart's ghost.
Haley's been telling all of us she can't wait for "The Matrix
Reloaded" and apparently a writer caught wind of that info.  So...
Haley said... (hands card to Haley)

Haley: (laughs) I said, "It's really hard living in the Matrix.  I 
take the subway to work, and every day, I have to dodge << BLANKS >>."

 

 

 

 

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

Doug: Thanks for coming in, Haley.  Think you can fill in for
Deej on Net ShowDown?

Haley: Sure, just give me a buzz.

Doug: Anyhoo, we'll talk later, OK? (audience applause)

Haley: Thanks, Doug.  (Haley walks back to the backstage area)

Doug: OK, Will, we're waiting on ya...

 

 

 

(buzz)

Doug: And no card in slot.  Oronde, you can still win CY$500
with this question....

Haley said,  "It's really hard living in the Matrix.  I take the 
subway to work, and every day, I have to dodge << BLANKS >>."

Oronde: Bullets.

 (audience applause)

Doug: Seems like that's all they do throughout the movie.  Well,
having never seen the movie, it sounds like a winner.  We'll see
if you get some cyber-cash with that answer -- starting with Brian.

Brian: This is gonna sound a little mundane, but I tried to put a 
twist on it. You said she takes the subway to work right?

Doug: Right.

Brian: Well, I borrowed from the proverbial phrase and said she has 
to dodge BULLET TRAINS.  Because it's the subway, and that's a train,
 and they dodged all those bullets in the Matrix... well, you get it.

Doug: I get it.  But, I think I know how the judge is going to rule on
this.  (buzz) (audience boos) Yup.  If you'd just left it at "bullet", 
we'd have a match.  (more boos)  OK, that's it, no more free coffee! 
(audience laughs)  Jay, help us restore some civility please.

Jay: I did see the Matrix and you have to dodge

*flips card over in that slow-motion ripple effect*
*everything freezes as the camera whips around Jay 360 degrees*

+---------+
|         |
| BULLETS |
+---------+

bullets, Doug.

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Now *there's* a match.  I wonder where we got the money to fund
all that special effects wizardry.  Anyhoo, Will didn't have an
answer for us, so we'll bypass him and go to Ryan.  

Ryan: I have no idea so I said...

+=============+
| Giant Metal |
|  Monsters   |
+=============+

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: That's about as good as I would've done.  Tammy, what about you?

Tammy: I've never seen the flick. But the first thing that came to my mind
was.....BODIES.

(buzz)

Doug: Interesting answer.  Alan, wrap it up for us.

Alan: you do realize that I've never seen these movies in my
entire life I said Carrie Ann Moss. 

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: LOL!  Really some good answers as we review...

 

 

BULLET TRAINS | BULLETS | (no response)
GIANT METAL MONSTERS | BODIES | CARRIE ANN MOSS

Oronde's response: BULLETS

 

 

Doug: Well, you got one match out of that.  Jay, it's your turn at
bat.

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES