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("Greed" $500,000 question think music plays)

Will Schmarder: Do you feel the need for greed?  Join me for Net 
Greed only on VBS.

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(cue MG-HSH theme)

Haley Fox:
It's time for the...

...with our guests...

...from Net Press Your Luck...
brianSAPINSKI

 

...from Net Price is Right...
jayLEWIS

 

...from Net Greed...
willSCHMARDER

 

...from Those Groovy
Game Shows...
tammyWARNER

 

...from Net Fast & First
alanTIMPER

 

...and the stars of
the Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour...
ryanMORRIS
and
dougMORRIS

(NMG-HSH sign rises; MG-esque doors open; Ryan and Doug are 
welcomed to an ecstatic crowd, walk down the stairs, shake hands)

Doug: Thank you, Haley Fox -- filling in for the ghost of Jay
Stewart.  Helloooooooooo, everybody and welcome to another star-
studded, big bucks episode of NMG-HSH.  Hello stars.

 

 

 

 

Panel: (more or less in unison) Hello, Ryan and Doug.

Brian: Hey, Doug, I thought *I* hosted the big bucks show around
here.

(audience laughs)

Doug: I guess you're right.  Anyhoo, we could have another big
three-time champ on this here show, tonight.

Ryan: Indeed.  Andy Geller has been to the super match twice
and has won more than CY$108,000.  If he wins this game of
Hollywood Squares, he'll retire undefeated and advance to our
champions' special.  Also, he will, at least for that moment,
have the top seed honors throughout the tournament.

Doug: A lot at stake and to start, Ryan's gotta sit next to the
lovely Tammy Warner, who we haven't seen since we relaunched this
show.

Tammy: Howdy hi, guys.  

Doug: Great seeing you again.  Let's start the fun, Ryan.  
(audience cheers) (Ryan and Doug shake hands, Ryan takes his seat
in the Morris chair, Doug walks over to the Match Game players'
desks)

 

 

 

Doug: Let's keep up the cheering for Oronde Jarratta and Jay
Cross.  (more cheers)  Guys, we'll chat in a bit -- but let's go 
ahead and commence Match Game.  As you know, you're try to match 
as many of the stars as you can.  For each star you match, you 
score a triangle and CY$100.  But, if you match all 6 stars over 
the course of the three rounds, we'll up your cyber-cash total 
to CY$1000.  After the third round, if you've matched more stars 
that your opponent, you win the game, CY$500 more and advance to 
Hollywood Squares to play against Andy Geller for tens of 
thousands more.  (audience cheers)

(Doug presses the button on the toast revealing the first round
questions)

MG ROUND 1 BEGINS