MG round2questionB
Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) For Robert's half of the round, everyone on the panel plays. And here it is... Dumb Dora is SOOOOO dumb... Everyone else in unison: HOW DUMB IS SHE?!?!?!?! Doug: ... she lost on the academic knowledge quiz show "WinTuition". In the 5th grade spelling bee, she misspelled "farm" by spelling the word << BLANK >>.
(MG '7x synth vamp think music plays) Doug: And how timely, we've got someone named George Davidson on the panel! (audience laughs and applauds)
Doug: All right, Robert, need to get on the board. Dumb Dora is SOOOOO dumb... ask me how dumb she is. Robert: How dumb is she, Doug? Doug: Glad you asked! (audience laughs) She's so dumb, she lost on the academic knowledge quiz show "WinTuition". In the 5th grade spelling bee, she misspelled "farm" by spelling the word << BLANK >>. Robert: FART! F-A-R-T! Doug: Fart, eh? We'll see if that answer puts *gas* in your tank. (audience groans) Oh, c'mon! By the way, if you think about it, there's a *hilarious* answer to this. Let's see if *our* Gorgeous George Davidson thought of yours or mine. George: Taking a page from Jay's book, she spelled (MG98 "censored" cuckoo) (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: I should alert our censors on the next show Ozzy Osbourne will be one of our guests. (audience laughs) Over to Jay, now. Jay: Hey Robert, I like Lita too. Victoria is a bit amazon for me but...DOUBLE WOW! (audience laughs) Anyway, *this* WWE Diva fan thinks Dumb Dora is an on-line chatter. Dumb DSL Dora spelled it +-------+ | PHARM | +-------+ (buzz) Doug: Good answer. But not the hilarious answer. I got a hunch Steve knows what I'm talking about. Steve: I said... *Flip!* [E-I-E-I-O] (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: *There's the answer!* Marc Summers said to the dumb one, "Your word is 'farm'." And then she responds, "Farm, E-I-E-I-O, Farm." Well, no farts yet as we come down to Ryan. In "WinTuition's" 5th grade spelling bee, Dumb Dora misspelled "farm" by spelling the word << BLANK >>. Ryan: ...dairy +=======+ | Dairy | +=======+ (buzz) Doug: Man, she'd be going way off that way. Joe Kristoff. Joe Kristoff: Oh, she was REALLY dumb! She didn’t spell it ---------- | FIRM | ---------- or ---------- | FORM | ---------- but instead, she spelled it ---------- | MOOOO! | ---------- (buzz) Doug: I see you and Ryan are milking this for all it's worth. (audience groans) What's the matter with you? We give you free coffee and donuts and ya can't endure a little humor? Anyway, Joe Van Ginkel, last chance for a match for Robert in this round. Joe Van Ginkel: Hoo boy, break out the gas masks and the Glade... ------ FART ------ (ding; audience applause) Doug: Hey, Robert's on the board. Let's review...
(censored) | PHARM | EIEIO
DAIRY | MOOOO | FARTRobert's response: FART! F-A-R-T!
Doug: Two rounds are in the books. One of our contestants will advance to Hollywood Squares, the other goes home with a 27-year supply of pantyhose and a can of mildew. (audience laughs) We'll find out who wins Match Game after this. (audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 3 BEGINS
