MG round3questionB

Doug: And welcome back to the Net WinTuition - Make The Grade Hour.

 

 

(audience laughs) (Doug press button revealing Round 3 questions)

Doug: Here it is, the final round of Match Game.  The winner of this
round will advance to Hollywood Squares to play against Andy Geller.
A note, we owe Andy a chance to play the super match since we had
a technical difficulty in the last HS and that could've affected
the outcome of that game.  So, we'll let Andy play a super match
after Round 3.  Right now, Zack, you're still our leader.  You get
to pick A or B again.

Zack: I'll go with B 

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks toward panel)  B for Zack... but this one is
*not* for...

 

 

 




 

Doug: ...Steve Michaels and Joe Kristoff since they've already 
matched Zack.  For the rest of you..

Did you hear that Cleopatra tried Weight Watchers?  Only one problem --
it made her << BLANK >> disappear. 

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

 

 




 

Doug: OK, Zack, we're all set.  Hope you are...

Did you hear that Cleopatra tried Weight Watchers?  Only one problem --
it made her << BLANK >> disappear.

Zack: Butt 

(audience groans)

Doug: Oh dear.  I don't like the looks of this one.  Well, let's go
through the motions and start with George.

George:  A popular MG response from yesteryear.... 

  +------------+ 
  |  ASP!!!    | 
  +------------+ 

(buzz)

(audience cheers)

Doug: Get the play on words now?  Legend has it Cleopatra wrapped 
an asp around her arm.  The asp is a venomous snake and was the symbol 
for Egyptian royalty.  When the asp's bit her, it ended her life.
Moving on to Jay.

Jay: Not so much a problem as a mistake.  Her

+-----+
| ASP |
+-----+

dissappeared

(buzz)

Doug: Another asp.  I see a pattern here as we come to Ryan.

Ryan: It made her...

+=====+
| Asp |
+=====+

disappear!

(buzz)

Doug: Three asps and no butts.  Joe Van Ginkel, last chance
for a match for Zack in this round?

Joe Van Ginkel: Can you say "recycled joke?" 

------
ASP
------

(buzz) (audience groans)

Doug: Ah, man, all you had to do was say "asp" and you
would've had the perfect score...

 

 




ASP | ASP | (match in R1)
ASP | (match in R1) | ASP

Zack's response: BUTT

 

 


MG ROUND 3 CONTINUES