MG round2questionA
Doug: We're back with more of the Net Trivia Trap - Russian Roulette Hour. (audience laughs) That hits home with someone here on stage, I'm sure. Before we start the next round, let's chat with our players. Robert, a note or two about you, sir. Robert: I'm a high school student, and I love to watch wrestling, baby!! My favorite WWE Diva is Lita. Doug: Yeah, my fave diva's Lita as well. I still enjoy playing "Kiss Me Deadly" on the radio show. Ryan: Doug, you're talking about Lita Ford. Jay: He's talking about an entirely different Lita. (audience laughs) Doug: Oh, nevermind. Robert, thanks for joining us. Right now, you've got zippo. Hopefully that'll change. And now, let's get Zack's story. Zack: Well My name is Zack Casper I like Reality game shows such as The Mole, and as well as regular game shows. I also host a couple net game shows including Net 10 Questions and Net Family Feud. Doug: And equal time for net game plugs. Robert's hosting Net Gambit here on VBS. (pushes button revealing Round 2 questions)
Doug: In any event, it's Round 2. Zack, you get to pick since you're leading. A or B? Zack: I'll pick A
Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel) A it is and let's see who'll sit this one out...
Doug: Steve won't play, Joe of THE BIG RI$K doesn't play. As for everyone else, Here's the question... Old Man Periwinkle said "Huhuhuhuhu... Huhuhuhuh.... Out here at the retirement home, everytime they ring the bell for dinner, I << BLANK >>." (MG '7x changing keys think music plays)
Doug: OK, we're all set. Zack, chance to add to your lead... Old Man Periwinkle said, "Out here at the retirement home, everytime they ring the bell for dinner, I << BLANK >>." Zack: Wet My Self (a few folks clap; others groan) Doug: Someone get that ol' geezer some Depends! (audience laughs) Let's compare the answers starting with George. George: uhhhhh..uhhhh...where my pain pills? (audience laughs) The old hamburger +---------+ | STANDS | | UP, | +---------+ +---------+ | STARTS | | WALKING,| +---------+ +---------+ | TRIPS | | AND | +---------+ +---------+ |LOSES HIS| |TEETH!!! | +---------+ (buzz) George: That might be a record for most cards used in one answer. Doug: If not, you're in the top three, I'm sure. Jay, did you say "wet myself"? Jay: Paging Dr Pavlov. Dr Pavlov to the DR... +-------+ | DROOL | +-------+ (audience applause) Doug: Hmmm. First of all, would that match "wet myself"? (buzz) Didn't think so. Second of all, Pavlov. Why does that name ring a bell? (audience boos) Moving on to Ryan. Old Man Periwinkle said, "Out here at the retirement home, everytime they ring the bell for dinner, I ... ." Ryan: ...drool. +=======+ | Drool | +=======+ (buzz) Doug: "Drool" seems to be the answer thus far. Last chance for a match for Zack. Joe, what'cha say? Joe Van Ginkel: (shivers like an old man) Mmmmm, ya know, sonny, mmmmmmm, when I was on Match Game '98, mmmmmmm, we didn't have no Old Man Periwinkle questions. Nope, mmmmmmm, but we did have questions about....oh, mmmmm, I forgot. Anyways, sonny, mmmmmm, my answer is.... ------- ANSWER THE PHONE ------- (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: But no matches for Zack as we recap...
...TRIPS...LOSES HIS TEETH | DROOL | (match in R1)
DROOL | (match in R1) | ANSWER THE PHONEZack's response: WET MY SELF
Doug: OK, Zack's still leading 200-0. Robert, chance to get on the board.MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES
