MG round1questionB

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) Robert left this question for Zack 
and it reads as follows...

Michael Jackson is in the studio recording his next album.  It's 
called "Michael, 2003: Another << BLANK >>"
 

 

 

 




 

(MG '7x cowbell think music plays)

 

 




 

(buzz)

Doug: OK, Zack, here's the question one more time...

Michael Jackson is in the studio recording his next album.  It's 
called "Michael, 2003: Another << BLANK >>"

Zack: Nose Job 

(audience cheers)

Doug: Marvelous answer.  I'd hate to see his plastic surgery bill.
We start with George again.

George: Reisitng a *strong* temptation to say something over even MG 
'98's standards.....Michael 2003: Another 
 
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| FACELIFT! | 
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(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: You both had the right idea in terms of plastic surgery. 
Still not a match.  Anyhoo, Jay, what'cha say?

Jay: Another (MG98 "censored" cuckoo) waste of (MG98 "censored" cuckoo)
plastic to produce this piece of (MG98 "censored" cuckoo)

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: For our home audience, there was no (MG98 "censored" cuckoo)
reference to a (MG98 "censored" cuckoo) nose job.  Moving right
along to Steve.

Steve: And I was worried that my last answer was gonna be a stinker.  
THIS one I'm sure of, though...

*Flip!*

[NOSE]

Doug: Hmmmmmmm... (ding) ...good enough!  (audience applause) Let's
come down to Ryan again.  Michael Jackson is in the studio recording his 
next album.  It's called "Michael, 2003: Another << BLANK >>".  Zack
said "nose job".

Ryan: It's going to be, "Michael, 2003: Another...

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| Interview |
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(buzz)

Doug: LOL!  It does seem like he's been on the tube a lot lately.  Joe
#1, what sayeth thou?

Joe Kristoff: You know, I wish you guys would leave poor Mr. Jackson alone.
 
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| NOSEJOB |
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(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Another match for Zack.  Joe Part Deux?

Joe Van Ginkel: Doug, before I answer, I wish to note that if I ever do my 
"reality" show, "Kill All the Pop Stars," Michael will be our first "guest."
(audience cheers)  With that, I said: 

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ALBUM
THAT
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WON'T
SELL
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(buzz)  (more cheers)

Doug: LOL!  Another good one.  He's been on the schnide in the album
sales department.  Let's recap, shall we.

 

 




FACELIFT | (censored) | NOSE
INTERVIEW | NOSEJOB | ALBUM THAT WON'T SELL

Zack's response: NOSE JOB

 

 

Doug: Round 1's done.  Zack's starting Round 2 when we come back.

(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS