MG round1questionA

 

 

Doug: And don't forget, if you win in Squares, you'll play the
Super Match where the head-to-head question could be worth up
to CY$50,000.  Robert, you won the right to go first.  Pick A or
B and we'll commence the proceedings.

Robert: I'll go with A, Doug!

 

 

Doug: (grabs A) A he wants.  (walks to panel)  OK, friends, it's a new
game so everyone on the panel gets to respond to this...

Recently, the Rolling Stones did a benefit for global warming.  
Next week, Aretha Franklin will be doing a benefit for << BLANK >>.

 

 

 

 

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

Joe Kristoff: By the way, Doug, I gotta thank you for the Big Ri$k plug. 
Probably the first time I was ever promoted on the internet, let me tell 
you. Game #3 is just about done, and everything is going at a fluid pace. 
We at Gatorman Productions would like to thank you for letting us do the 
show. Now that I’ve moved to VBS I can promote your shows as often as 
I like!

Doug: Well thanks, man.  (audience applause)  Glad to know TBR's going
well for you.

 

 

 

Doug: OK, Robert, our stars are set.  First chance to win some cyber-
money with this question...

Recently, the Rolling Stones did a benefit for global warming.  
Next week, Aretha Franklin will be doing a benefit for << BLANK >>.

Robert: Spring Cleaning

(some folks in the audience groan; others laugh; Doug looks perplexed)

Doug: Spring cleaning, eh?  I'm not quite sure where you're going with
that one.  We'll see if that matches anyone.  We'll start with George.  

George: Well, I was wanting to say >George Dubya's Pretzel Fund< 
(audience laughs) but I actually wrote down... 
  
+----------+ 
| GLOBAL   | 
| COOLING, | 
+----------+ 
+--------------+ 
| REFRIGERATION| 
+--------------+ 
+----------------+ 
| OR ANY OF THAT!| 
+----------------+ 

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: If you stayed with the Pretzel Fund, that would make for an
interesting twist.  (audience groans) We'll move on to Jay.

Jay: This might seem a bit esoteric but I said:

+---------+
| HABITAT |
|   FOR   |
+---------+
+---------+
|  HUMAN- |
|   ITY   |
+---------+

(buzz)

Doug: Could they build a big enough house for her?  Steve, show me 
what ya got.

Steve: (card) the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

(buzz) (audience cheers)

Doug: Now *that's* what I was thinking.  Aretha's weight's ballooned
big time of late.  Let's come on down to the Morris chair and Ryan.
Recently, the Rolling Stones did a benefit for global warming.  
Next week, Aretha Franklin will be doing a benefit for spring cleaning,
so says Robert.  What did you say?

Ryan: This was the first thing that poped in my head...

+======+
| Food |
+======+

(buzz) (audience cheers)

Doug: More grub from Ryan.  Now for the sake of Hollywood Squares 
and the Super Match, we've got "JOE K." on Joe Kristoff's nameplate
and "JOE V.G." for Joe Van Ginkel's.  This is to eliminate any 
confusion -- we hope.  (audience laughs)  So, we'll turn to Joe K.
for an answer.  What'cha say?

Joe Kristoff: Well, I know about the Rolling Stones tour, since I’m a 
huge fan of classic rock. As for Aretha -- and I think Rodney Dangerfield
will agree with me -- (in his best Rodney Dangerfield:) She wants

------------
|  TOTAL   |
| RESPECT! |
------------

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Great play on words.  And we turn to the other Joe -- Van Ginkel.

Joe Van Ginkel: First of all, I just want to say that it's an honor 
to serve with all of you goofballs.  Second, whaddya trying to do to 
me, putting me in the Deutsche/Bulifant seat?  Turn me into a moron?

(audience laughs)

Doug: Nah, that's just how the chips fell.

Joe Van Ginkel: My answer is:

---------
GLOBAL 
COOKING
---------

(buzz)

Doug: Well, a few food answers but no cleaning as we recap...

 

 

GLOBAL COOLING... | HABITAT FOR HUMANITY | ...BUFFET
FOOD | TOTAL RESPECT | GLOBAL COOKING

Robert's response: SPRING CLEANING

 

 

Doug: Well, Robert, better luck the rest of the way.  Zack, you're
up to bat now.

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES