MG round1questionB
Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) And B says... Weird Willie is soooooo weird... Audience as one voice: HOW WEIRD IS HE?!?!?!? Doug: ...now that's an improvement.... Weird Willie is so weird, he buys everything consignment. Just yesterday, Mrs. Collins saw him at the consignment shop buying used << BLANK >>.
(MG '7x cowbell think music plays) Dean: (grabs a dictionary from under his desk) Hmm...consignment... "the giving up of goods for sale or disposal." Oh, I get it now. (writes his answer) Doug: That's one great word to keep in mind for Scrabble, now. :)
Doug: All right, Andy, they're ready, here's the question one more time... Weird Willie is so weird, he buys everything consignment. Just yesterday, Mrs. Collins saw him at the consignment shop buying used << BLANK >>. Andy: I will say he bought used CONDOMS (audience goes nuts) Doug: Used condoms, eh? That *really* does the term "safe sex" no good. (audience laughs) Mark, again, we start with you. Mark: Not only is he weird, he's also kinky... (flip) THONG PANTIES (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Not to mention a cross-dresser. Weird Willie can become Weird Wanda in mere moments. Jay, what did ya say? Jay: DENTURES (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Hmmm. Why do I get the feeling you're going to be like that contestant who kept saying "Turkey" in the "Family Fortunes" endgame? At least I thank you for recycling cards. Seth? Seth: Erm... I say Weird Willie bought used [Underwear] (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Sensible answer, but no match as we come down to Ryan. Weird Willie is so weird, he buys everything consignment. Just yesterday, Mrs. Collins saw him at the consignment shop buying used << BLANK >>. Andy said... uh... (audience laughs) ya know. Ryan: I'll fight anyone in this audience who boo's this answer! He bought used UNDERWEAR! (buzz) Doug: No boos, just a buzzer. Deano? Dean: Used... +---------+ | CONDOMS | +---------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's a match! Andy's on the board now. Matt, more condoms, please. Errr... (audience laughs) ...Andy asked for 'em, not me. Matt: Well, there are some things you just don't buy used....like--- UNDERWEAR. (buzz) Doug: More undies but Andy's on the board as we recap...
THONG PANTIES | DENTURES | UNDERWEAR
UNDERWEAR | CONDOMS | UNDERWEARAndy's response: CONDOMS
Doug: And that's the first round. Andy's leading one match to none. Round 2 commences after you watch this. (MG '7x cowbell think music plays)MG ROUND 2 BEGINS
