MG round2questionA
Doug: Welcome back to the Net Hot Potato - Ready Set Cook Hour.
(audience laughs) (Doug pushes the button revealing Round 2 questions) Doug: Time for Round 2. Andy, you're leading right now. That means you get to pick first. Would you like A or B? Andy: I will take A for Round 2
Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel) A it is. Now, one of the stars won't be playing this question...
Doug: Dean, you matched Andy, earlier. So, you have a chance to curl up reading the dictionary some more. For everyone else, please respond to-- OOH! It's shameless plug time! As we've been mentioning, the VBS movie Net Facts of Life Goes to Paris comes on after us. And here's a question about Ryan and Net Facts of Life... Ryan Morris said... (turns to Ryan) ...wanna finish reading this? Ryan: Sure. Doug: OK. (hands card to Ryan) You know what to do. Ryan: I said, "I knew I'd dread having Dumb Dora's daughter in my history class. Instead of George Washington, Stupid Stella thinks the name of the first President of the United States is George << BLANK >>." (MG '7x changing keys think music plays)
Doug: OK, Andy, let's see if you can add to your CY$100... Ryan Morris said, "I knew I'd dread having Dumb Dora's daughter in my history class. Instead of George Washington, Stupid Stella thinks the name of the first President of the United States is George << BLANK >>." Andy: I hope this will be a good one..... I will say George BUSH ! (audience cheers) Doug: Good thought. However, let me have a brief pow-wow with the judge. Just by filling in the blank with "BUSH", if one of our stars responded with "W. BUSH" or any other reference to the current U.S. President, the result is what? (judge activates buzzer) That's what I thought. Thought I'd bring this up now before we end up with something resembling the "school riot episode" if ya know what I mean. With that understanding made, Mark, we go to you. Mark: Dentures! (audience laughs) No just kidding. Doug, it's funny that you brought up Net Facts of Life. Doug: How so? Mark: Well, you are aware of someone who's TV career began on The Facts of Life... (flip) CLOONEY (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: Wow, good thought, indeed. Of course, after George left the show, he fount out that life's a chance, a happenstance. (bursts into song) Come with me and wander free. Try my-- (audience boos) Will you shaddup? (audience laughs) What'cha say, Jay? Jay: CLOONEY (buzz) Doug: Another Clooney. Honestly, that wasn't my answer -- but now I'm kicking myself for not thinking that. Seth? Seth: Eh...... George [Clooney] (buzz) Doug: Three Clooneys. Well, let's come on down to the other guy who should know. Ryan, you said, "I knew I'd dread having Dumb Dora's daughter in my history class. Instead of George Washington, Stupid Stella thinks the name of the first President of the United States is George << BLANK >>." Andy said "Bush" and you said... Ryan: Stella, to this day still thinks he is George WASHINGTON D.C. (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Now *that's* stupidity on Stella's part. We skip Deano since he matched Andy earlier and wrap up this half of the round with Matt. Matt: Well, dry cleaning and the presidency of the United States aren't so far apart for Mr. George... XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X X X JEFFERSON X X X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (buzz) Matt: (sings) Well, we're movin' on up! To the White House! It's a place in Washington DeeeeeCeeee! (audience boos) Doug: Matt, let's be thankful we're not on the Net Gong Show! (audience laughs) BTW, George Jefferson was my answer. Well, let's review...
CLOONEY | CLOONEY | CLOONEY
WASHINGTON D.C. | (match in R1) | JEFFERSONAndy's response: BUSH
Doug: Well, I don't know if the absence of George Bush or George W. Bush references on the panel make you feel any better. Still, I think you'll agree with the mismatch calls. David, another chance to get on the board.MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES