MG round1questionA

 

 

Doug: I should mention on the next program Andy will be going for
his third and final attempt to play the CY$50,000 Super Match.  
If he wins on the next show, he'll retire undefeated and go on to 
our champions' special.  But if one of you guys wins Hollywood
Squares, you'll play for fifty-grand and take your first step
to that champions' special.  Before we get to all that, we gotta
start BLANKing with MG.  David, you won the right to go first;
please pick A or B and we'll start.

David: I'll take "A" Doug

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel)  All righty, time to roll.

Matt: I look forward to following in the footsteps of Fannie
Flagg and Betty White.

Doug: Better them than Joyce and Patti.  (audience laughs)
Anyhoo, new game, everyone plays...

Old Man Perriwinkle is getting really old.  

Audience night quite together: How old is he??

Doug: Sheesh, what a lame reaction.  (audience laughs)  As I was 
saying...

Old Man Perriwinkle is getting really old.  At breakfast instead of 
buttering his bread, he buttered his << BLANK >>.

 

 

 

 

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

 

 

 

Doug: OK, David, everyone's ready, let's see if you can strike first...

Old Man Perriwinkle is getting really old.  At breakfast instead of 
buttering his bread, he buttered his << BLANK >>.

David: I have 2 answers but I'll say "Prunes."

(smattering of applause)

Doug: Prunes, eh?  Stands to reason.  That's something someone
older than 100 would eat.  On top of that, eating buttered prunes
could be a stunt on "Fear Factor" -- with just a splash of Pennzoil 
thrown in for good measure.  (audience laughs)  Anyhoo, let's
go searching for prunes.  Mark?

Mark: Well...  He had the bread.  His aim was just a little off, 
though.  (flip) HAND 

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: Yup, guess he didn't have this glasses on or something.  Jay,
what did you think the old man buttered?

Jay: DENTURES

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: That's a good one.  That's what I was thinking.  Over to
Seth, who we'll see later on the Net Facts of Life movie.

Seth: He buttered his [Dentures]

(buzz)

Doug: More false teeth but no prunes as we come to one of the
other Net Facts of Life movie cast members.  Old Man Perriwinkle 
is getting really old.  At breakfast instead of buttering his bread, 
he buttered his prunes, according to David.  What according to you?

Ryan: (To Audience) Now, I expect to here a nice big boo out of you...

You said that Old Man Perriwinkle was getting old...

Doug: Yeah...

Ryan: Well, When you get old you start to get confused easly, so 
instead of buttering his breat, he took out his wallet and buttered
his...

[Money] 

(buzz) (crowd boos as Ryan expected)

Doug: Now now, look at this way.  This puts a whole new spin on the phrase
"put your money where your mouth is".  (audience laughs)  Dean?

Dean: Old Man Perriwinkle's so old he forgot to pick up the bread and wound up
buttering his...

 +------+
 | HAND |
 +------+

Finger sandwich, anyone?

(buzz)

Doug: Make mine boneless, please.  Matt, last chance for a prune.

Matt: Well, I'll say there was just a slip of a consonant. 
Instead of buttering his BREAD--he buttered his:

XXXXXXXXXX
X        X
X  HEAD  X
X        X
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(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: From butterfingers to butterface.  No prunes as we review...

 

 

HAND | DENTURES | DENTURES
MONEY | HAND | HEAD

David's response: PRUNES

 

 

Doug: Well, David, better luck in the future rounds.  Andy, here
comes B for you.

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES