Time to revisit our qualifying question... "Study Says __% Of People Named Rachael Are Psychotic" ...and let's fill in the blank with the correct percentage, please...
(ding) 19%. Guys, this means there's about a 1 in 5 chance the girl named Rachael you're dating is psychotic. Let's see who came the closest... David Palomares 18% Andy Geller 18% ("Greed" tie sfx) Two of you did. Pretty sharp shooting. Well, already we have to say goodbye to all the others since no one else came closer. But, take heart, if time permits we'll play a cyber-phone match. Now, back to yous guys. We break the tie -- and in the process find out who goes first -- by determining who locked in first. Who? (David's podium lights flash) David does. David, please select A or B by Tuesday at 5:00pm Central and we'll commence the proceedings. ====================================================================== Dean Scungio: You're watching VB-- (buzzer) I've started, so I'll finish. You're watching VBS. Where the masterminds are. ======================================================================
The Ghost of Jay Stewart:
It's time for the...
...with our guests...
...from Roadgeeks Anonymous...
markSINSABAUGH
...from Net Price is Right...
jayLEWIS
...from Net Facts of Life...
sethTHRASHER
...from Net U.S. Mastermind...
deanSCUNGIO
...from his big win on
Who Wants To Be
A Millionaire...
mattMARCOTTE
...and the stars of
the Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour...
ryanMORRIS
and
dougMORRIS(NMG-HSH sign rises; MG-esque doors open; Ryan and Doug are welcomed to an ecstatic crowd, walk down the stairs, shake hands) Doug: Thank you, ghost of Jay Stewart. Hellloooooo everybody, and welcome to an abbreviated Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour. Ryan: That's right. It's just a half-hour tonight -- followed by the VBS movie of the week -- Net Facts of Life Goes To Paris. Doug: And since it's just a half-hour, let's quickly say, "Hello stars!"
Panel: (more or less in unison) Hello, Ryan and Doug. Doug: And let's start the fun. (audience cheers) (Ryan and Doug shake hands; Ryan takes his seat with the panel as Doug walks over to the MG players) Here's David Palomares and Andy Geller.
(audience cheers) Doug: David, a few words about you, please. David: My name is David A. Palomares and I like in Roxbury Ma. I'm 17, still go to high school and looking for a job at this time. On my spare time I like to write short stories, Novels, and poems. Doug: Oh, good, you write poetry. I need your help on this one. I'm stuck on the first line of "There once was a man from Nantucket." (audience laughs) And Andy, tell us about you, please. Andy: My name is Andy Geller. I am orginally from NYC, now living in Sunny South Florida. I am single, and I am a Stock Broker. I am am a die-hard Game Show fan, but that should not be a big surprise ! Doug: Well, let's see if you can take home come cyber-bucks to invest in and make zillions out of. David and Andy, as you know, you'll be given fill in the blank questions in an attempt to match as many...
Doug: ...of these members of the French Foreign Legion as possible. (audience laughs) Hey, Net Facts of Life Goes To Paris comes on after us, so why not? In any event, each time you match one of our stars, you collect CY$100. In the even you match all six stars over the course of these three rounds, we'll up your total to CY$1000. The idea is to match more celebrities than your opponent by the end of the third round. If you do that, you'll win the game, another CY$500 and you'll come back on the next show for the right to play Andy Silikovitz in Hollywood Squares. (audience cheers) (Doug pushes the button revealing the first round questions)MG ROUND 1 BEGINS