MG round1questionA

 

 

Doug: Oh, and the winner of Hollywood Squares plays the CY$50,000
super match.  Let's not forget dessert.  Arlene, you've won the
right to pick first.  A or B?

Arlene: I select Question A 

 

 

Doug: (grabs A) A it is and we're off and running.  New season,
new game, everyone on the celebrity panel plays...


Weird Willie is in the hospital again.  That's because he tried to 
remove his loose tooth with a << BLANK >>.

 

 

 

 

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

 

 

 

Doug: OK, Arlene, they're all set.  I'll repeat the question...

Weird Willie is in the hospital again.  That's because he tried to 
remove his loose tooth with a << BLANK >>.

Arlene: HAMMER

(audience applause)

Doug: Yeah, I can see that weirdo removing his tooth with the claw
end.  Let's see if that gets you on the scoreboard as we start over
here with Will.

Will: Doug?  May I first make it clear to the audience that I'm 
not only not related to you, I'm also not related to Ryan?

Doug: I think you did.  In fact, if anyone's watching for the first
time, the only Morrises that are related on this show are Ryan here 
and his brother Justin, who's directing our show.  

(cue to shot of Justin in control room waving and saying "Hi Mom!";
audience laughs; cut back to Doug and Will)

Doug: (laughs)  Nice job, Justin.  Now, back to *Will* Morris.
What did you think?

Will: He was pulling one of his incisors out and he tried using 
a pair of *NEEDLE-NOSED PLIERS*.  (buzz) It didn't work, and 
it hurt like the dickens!

Doug: I bet it did.  FWIW, that was my answer.  Jay, Arlene's 
looking for a hammer.

Jay: Well Doug, tooth-fully I had a hard time with this one.
(audience boos)  He tried using a

+---------+
| FISHING |
|   ROD   |
+---------+

(buzz)

Doug: Fishing rod.  Another goodie.  Over to the new driving
force of Net Bumper Stumpers, Robert.

Robert: Do you seriously want to know how weird Weird Willy 
was? Man, that's a tongue twister.  (audience laughs)

Doug: Here's another.  Robert Rosko, reveal your response.  :)
(more laughs)

Robert: Well, no wonder he's in the hospital, because he used a...

+------------+
|            |
|  CHAINSAW  |
|            |
+------------+

... Chainsaw to remove his tooth.  (buzz) Me thinks he was on something 
that day. ;)  (audience laughs)

Doug: I should say so.  Well, no hammers for Arlene yet as we come
down to Ryan.  Weird Willie is in the hospital again.  That's because he 
tried to remove his loose tooth with a << BLANK >>.

Ryan: You know Willie has been watching a lot of cartoons latey. That's why 
he tried to remove is loose tooth with a...
+---------+
| A car's |
| Back    | 
| Bumper  |
+---------+

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: That *is* weird.  Might have to call a body shop for help.  Travis,
what came to your mind?

Travis: Doug, please make sure that Jay won't throw things at me with my 
answer.

Doug: Mmmm'kay.  

Travis: Weird Willie snuck on to the set of 'net Price is Right and filched a

+--------+
| PL!NKO |
|  CHIP  |
+--------+

and used that to remove his tooth.

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: (looks puzzled)  Jay, what'cha think?

Jay: (looks at Travis) Trav, I dunno what your smokin but either lay off 
of it or pass it over here. Could you expand on how a Plinko Chip could
be used to remove a tooth? (audience laughs)

Doug: Uhh, let's settle this later.  Right now, let's wrap up the first
half of the round with Jerry.

Jerry: A whole new season.  Way to go, guys!  

Doug: Thanks.

Ryan: Thank you, Jerry.

Jerry: I hope with the bigger grand prize comes a bigger cut for the 
celebs.  (audience laughs)

Doug: Hmmm, may have to talk later.

Jerry: Anyway, I'm going to say... a...
+-------+
|pair of|
| pliers|
+-------+

(buzz)

Doug: More pliers.  Well, let's summarize the results...

 

 

NEEDLE-NOSED PLIERS | FISHING ROD | CHAINSAW
CAR'S BACK BUMPER | PLINKO CHIP | PAIR OF PLIERS

Arlene's response: HAMMER

 

 

Doug: Well, no hammer.  Better luck in the next round.

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES