MG round1questionB
Doug: (grabs B) Marc, let's see if you can record a match in this new season. (walks to panel) Once again, everyone on the panel plays. Mrs. Thornside, the new teacher at the school, is so mean... Everyone else in unison: HOW MEAN IS SHE?!?!??!??! Doug: ...when one of her students got out of line the other day, she didn't send him to time-out or detention. She sent him to << BLANK >>.
(MG '7x cowbell think music plays) Doug: Waiting on Robert to get in there...
Doug: ...and they're all set. Marc, here's the question again. Mrs. Thornside, the new teacher at the school, is so mean -- when one of her students got out of line the other day, she didn't send him to time-out or detention. She sent him to << BLANK >>. Marc: Jail. (audience applause) Doug: Good thought. Jail. 10 years in the pokey without parole. Let's see how that worked with the panel and Will. Will: Oh, she was mean alright... she sent them straight to Eastern State... for those who don't know, that be a *JAIL*. (ding; audience applause) Doug: First match in the game. Marc's on the board with CY$100. Jay, do you make it 200? Jay: I just want to say to Jerry in the Patti Deutsch chair, "Jer-ry Jer-ry Jer-ry". (audience laughs) Sorry had to get that off of my chest. She sent him to.............. +-------+ | THE | | CHAIR | +-------+ (buzz) Jay: Doug, you can NOT BE SERIOUS! (Jay throws a bunch of cards in the air and hurls another fistful at Doug. Jay storms off the set, still throwing cards. He runs back on set, rips his name plate off of his display and throws it at the judges table then walks back off the set.) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Jay McEnroe, ladies and gentleman. (more laughs) Sheesh, all this money we spent on new stuff for the set and now we gotta make repairs. (more laughs) Robert, restore some order, please. Robert: You know, Mrs. Thornside was *quite* mean... When the children were misbehaving, she sent them to... +-----------+ | GO | | WATCH | |TELETUBBIES| +-----------+ (buzz) Doug: Woah! That *is* mean. Robert: You know, that show is hypnotic... Like watching Jell-o... Or a lava lamp... Or a lava lamp in Jell-o... Eh-oh! Eh-oh! Tubby tustard! Tubby tustard! (audience laughs) Good lord, I need help. Will you call a medic for me, Doug? I'll need one soon. (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Earl's on the phone with the hospital as we speak. Marc, you've got one so far. Let's see if you can get more cyber-money as we come down to Ryan. Mrs. Thornside, the new teacher at the school, is so mean -- when one of her students got out of line the other day, she didn't send him to time-out or detention. She sent him to jail, according to Marc. What, according to you? Ryan: Well. Mrs. Thornside was really mean because she sent that student to... +======+ | Hell | +======+ (buzz) Doug: Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Come on over and face the devil!" (audience laughs) Travis, before you reveal your answer to this question, care to explain "Plinko Chip" from earlier? Travis: I read somewhere in the bowels of ATGS about how "Plinko Chip" was used as a Hail Mary answer early in NMG's history, and eventually became outlawed. Of course, this isn't NMG... Doug: Oh, it's more than NMG, it's NMG-Plus-NHS. :) (audience laughs) Travis: Now, for the question, the teacher is so mean, she sends students to... A John Tesh Concert (buzz) Doug: Opening act: Yanni. (audience laughs) And Jerry, wrap this round up for us. Jerry: Hmmm... worse than detention... +--------+ | JUVEN- | |ILE HALL| +--------+ Doug: Oooh, boy. Judge? (ding) Ah, they do match! (audience applause) Well, what a relief. I thought McEnroe would come back and do more damage! (audience laughs) Well, let's recap how we did and get an estimate on the damage...
JAIL | THE CHAIR | GO WATCH TELETUBBIES
HELL | JOHN TESH CONCERT | JUVENILE HALLMarc's response: JAIL
Doug: And there's one round in the books. Marc's got two matches and CY$200. Arlene's yet to score. We'll take a break, find Jay and continue -- after this message for America. (audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 2 BEGINS
