MG Round 3 Question B
[Clip from a previous head-to-head match of NMG-HSH plays.]

Greg Diener:  I will go with Jay Lewis for the Super Match 

Charlie Pevey:  Let's see what Jay's multiplier number is:

(audience cheers)
 
YOU GOT A 30!  We're only playing for CY$30,000!!!  It's only our 
biggest moment in the history of 'nMG-HSH!  OK, here's the phrase: 
 
[BLANK] BURGER
 
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Greg:  You Know if this was a Regular Super Match i would say Chesse
Burger but Jay may be thinking of something else like maybe Match Game 
99 host Michael Burger so i'm going witm Michael Burger i'm hoping 
Jay won't let me down.
 
(audience applauds loudly)
 
Charlie:  You know, I wish you'd have picked Tammy Warner...I'd be 
writing out a check already.  But you picked Jay, and it's him you gotta
match for CY$30,000.  

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Jay:  Well Chuck...I'm a big eater and my first instinct was HAMburger 
and Gene always says go with your first instinct.
 
(audience in a stunned silence)
 
So, Greg, I said 
 
+-------+
|MICHAEL| burger
+-------+
 
(audience roars with applause)


(MG/HSH win music plays)
 
Jay:  ALLRIGHT GREG!  YES!  Sorry about the budget Chuck!

[Clip ends; fade to wide shot of studio; fade to two-shot of Charlie
and Jay as everyone applauds; fade to Doug with the MG semi-finalists.]

Doug: I'm sure Charlie, Jay and Greg remember all that as if it were 
yesterday.  That was from the second episode of NMG-HSH.  Greg Diener
may have only won two games of Hollywood Squares.  But, that big win you
saw propelled him to the finals in this champions' special...

 

 

Doug: ...and one of these players will join Greg for that big championship
match-up.  (pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions)

 

 

Doug: Third and final semi-final round coming up.  Phil, since you lead, 
you have the choice of A or B for this all important round.  

Phil: I'll pick B for Round 3.

Doug: (grabs B)  B for Round 3 it is.  (walks to panel)  Three of our
stars play this question...

 

 




 

Doug: ... Chris, Ryan and the mystical lady will write.  Charlie, Jay and
Justin, you'll lay out for this one...

Roland the restaurant reviewer said, "I just returned to Earth after visiting 
Neil Armstrong's cafe on the moon.  The food's nice at Neil's cafe -- but
there's no << BLANK >>."

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

Chris: Uh, Doug...just one word, if you please...

Doug: OK?

Chris:  I know you're the host and all...this is your show and yours to do 
with how you like and all...(picks up a tennis racket)...but I've been
speaking to the interns backstage...one more bad John MacEnroe
imitation and you'll be wearing this.  And, yes, I *am* serious. :)

(audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: OK, OK, I get the hint.  No more Johnny Mac impressions.  (pause)
But you didn't say anything about Jimmy Connors impressions.  :)
(more laughs)

 

 




 

Doug: Oh, mercy.  Phil, they're ready, here's your question one more time...

Roland the restaurant reviewer said, "I just returned to Earth after visiting 
Neil Armstrong's cafe on the moon.  The food's nice at Neil's cafe -- but
there's no << BLANK >>."

Phil: Atmosphere.

(audience cheers)

Doug: Well thought out answer.  Atmosphere.  Now, let's see if the panel
came up with "atmosphere" starting with Chris.

Chris: OK, I thought this would get easier...but the first thing that popped
into my head was that there was no...

+---------+
| GRAVITY |
+---------+

(buzz) (audience boos)

Doug: Ummmm...OK.  We'll just move on.  Ryan, Phil's looking for "atmosphere".

Ryan: (card)
+==============+
| Green Cheese |
+==============+

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: Well, not too bad.  Still no match.  Stephanie, Phil's hoping you said
"atmosphere".

Mystic Girl: What does everybody say the moon is made of? 
(flips over her card)

+---------------+
| GREEN CHEESE  |
| IN THE BURGERS|
+---------------+

(buzz) (audience groans)

Doug: Ah, man, I can't believe this.  No one on the panel came up with 
"atmosphere".  Oh well...

 

 




(match in R2) | (match in R2) | GRAVITY
GREEN CHEESE | (match in R2) | GREEN CHEESE

 

 


Doug: Phil, I'm stunned too.  Well, Eddie, here's the deal.  Two 
matches sends this to a tie-break. Three matches takes you to the finals.

MG ROUND 3 CONTINUES