MG Round 3 Question A

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel)  Ryan, you don't write for this question.
Everyone else on the panel does and here it is...

Confucious say, "Man who try to sell you silverware speak with << BRANK >>." 

(MG '7x cowbell think music plays)

 

 




 

Doug: OK, Eddie.  Remember, you need at least two matches to stay alive.

Confucious say, "Man who try to sell you silverware speak with << BRANK >>." 

Eddie: Before I give my answer, I'd just like to say Phil definitely deserved
better on that question. I thought atmosphere was *the* answer.
A-hem, not to insult the celebrities whom I now hope match me ... Uh,
yes, -- what was the question again?  Oh yeah, I got it.  He speak with forked 
tongue.

(audience cheers)

Doug: Forked tongue. We'll see if they got this concept.  Charlie, we start with you.

Charlie: I have a good number of Asian friends, but I have a problem calling some
of them.  Occasionally, I get a Wong number.  (audience boos)  That's not my 
joke!  I got that from a mailman!  Anyway, here's the right answer.

+--------+
| FORKED |
| TONGUE |
+--------+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Score's now three-to-two.  Jay?

Jay: If you win the Million on Jeopardy Eddie, I want a small portion of 
that!  :)  He speaks with

+--------+
|    A   |
| FORKED |
| TONGUE |
+--------+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Tie score.  One more forked tongue and you go to the finals. Chris?

Chris: Derr-hey!
+--------+
| FORKED |
| TOUNGE |
+--------+

Doug: Eddie wins it!

 

 

(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays)

Doug: What did you two down here have...?

(Justin holds up card reading "Forked Tongue"; Mystic Girl's card
reads "Silver Tongues")

 

 




FORKED TONGUE | FORKED TONGUE | FORKED TONGUE
(match in R1) | FORKED TONGUE | SILVER TONGUES

Doug: Well, Eddie, you'll move on the finals against our top seed.  Phil,
I'm *still* stunned.  You gave an excellent answer and deserved a much 
better fate.  In any event, you end up the runner-up in the semis and
that means you collect this check...

Doug: ...for CY$10,000.  (audience cheers)  That takes your total
winnings on our show to CY$44,600.  Folks, one more big hand for
a true champion -- Phil Levine. (audience cheers) Eddie, we're
wheeling in the rest of the set as we set up for the final showdown...
uh, I guess I should be careful how I word that.  (audience laughs)
Anyway, we're getting ready for the championship game in Hollywood
Squares.  Our top seed, Greg Diener joins us, Ryan hosts the proceedings,
we just need three more stars.  Ghost of Jay Stewart, who's coming
to join us?

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