MG Round 1 Question B (Doug grabs B, walks to panel)
Doug: Everyone on the panel plays Phil's question. Here goes. Charlie Pevey said... Charlie: Stick your neck out with pride everyone. Good night! (starts to get up) (audience laughs) Doug: Oh, come on Charlie, I think you'll like this. Here (hands card to Charlie) chance to relive the days when you co-hosted. Pick it up from where it says "Charlie Pevey said". Charlie: I said, "Man, I jumped at the chance to co-host the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour with Ryan. The week before, Crummy Idea Productions offered me a chance to host The Net << BLANK >> Game."
(MG '7x cowbell think music plays) Mystic Girl: Whoa, this is a tough one! (celebs are writing) Doug: Well, this is a Round 1 question -- so usually they are tough. Charlie: You know, folks, the original graphics for the 'net game's first pages were Doug's. He let me use some stuff he'd made for a page about creating a new version of the real MG-HSH. Ryan and I did the writing, we consulted with Doug, and he created the images, and the rest is history. (audience applause) Doug: Glad I could help then and *certainly* glad to help now as a co-host.
Doug: All right, Phil, everyone's chimed in. Let's see if you can get on the board... Charlie Pevey said, "Man, I jumped at the chance to co-host the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour with Ryan. The week before, Crummy Idea Productions offered me a chance to host The Net << BLANK >> Game." Phil: Light a Match (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Creative. Talk about a game where a player can be... < Dan Patrick > "en fuego" < / Dan Patrick > (more laughs) Well, we'll see if we get a match or two out of that and we'll start with Charlie himself. Charlie: You want to know? You really want to know, huh? Well, at that time, I was just breaking into the 'net game business. And some creep gave me this offer to pretend I was in Hawaii to host eight weeks worth of episodes of... you know where I'm going with this... +---------+ | THE NET | | DIAMOND | | HEAD | | GAME! | +---------+ (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Charlie: It was awful. I did a pilot, but it was obvious that it wouldn't work. Not proud of it at all. No neck sticking out there, no sir. (audience laughs) Doug: What I want to know is who was in Jane Nelson's role? :) Anyhoo, over to Jay. Jay: Well, even though I kinda liked it, and it's been put "on hiatus" perhaps Chaz was asked to host The Net +---------+ | CHAMBER | +---------+ (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Doesn't put Phil on the scoreboard. But, there's another idea where a player could end up "en fuego". (audience laughs) Over to you, Chris. Chris: I said: +----------+ | THE | | CHAIR | +----------+ (buzz) Doug: < McEnroe > YOU CAN *NOT* BE SERIOUS!!! < / McEnroe > (audience laughs) Let's come over to Ryan now. Charlie Pevey said, "Man, I jumped at the chance to co-host the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour with Ryan. The week before, Crummy Idea Productions offered me a chance to host The Net << BLANK >> Game." Phil said "The Net Light A Match Game". And what did you write down? Ryan: Well, I think that this would be a really crumey Idea for a net Game... +=============+ | The Net | | Dating Game | +=============+ (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: Especially if you end up with Ugly Ed-- uh-- Ursula! (audience laughs) Justin, get me out of this. Justin: I just thought of the crummiest netgame I could think of... the 'Net... --------------- | | | NEWLYWED | | | --------------- NEWLYWED Game. Doesn't get any crummier than that. (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Another Chuck baby-inspired net game. And Mystic Girl, wrap this round for us. Mystic Girl: Here's my answer for this one: (flips over her card) +--------------+ | LIARS | +--------------+ (buzz) Doug: (singing TTTT theme) It's a lie, lie, you're telling a lie. (smattering of applause) Where's that karaoke when I need it? (audience laughs) Well let's check the results...
DIAMOND HEAD | CHAMBER | CHAIR
DATING | NEWLYWED | LIAR'S
Doug: One round is in the books for our semi-finals. Eddie leads one to nothing. We'll continue with our champions' special in a moment. But as we head to break, let's relive a big moment for Eddie. Months later, this turned out to be a poignant moment for all of us. [Clip from a previous head-to-head match of NMG-HSH.] Doug: Spelling << BLANK >>. That's S-P-E-L-L-I-N-G. Spelling << BLANK >>. (J! think music plays) (Randy Amasia writes down his answer, puts card in slot)
(ding) Doug: OK, Eddie, Randy's ready and we're ready for yours. Spelling << BLANK >>. Eddie: Well, in this case, I think I *will* trust my first instinct ... Spelling Bee. (audience cheers) Doug: That's the only thing that crossed my mind. If the same holds true for ATGS' Overlord, your winnings will total more than CY$37,000. Randy, 20-grand says you wrote down "Spelling Bee". (Randy has on a great poker face for the super match) Randy: Spelling BEE
(audience applause; slot machine payoff sfx; MG-HSH win music plays)(Eddie shakes hands Doug; Randy comes down to join in the celebration; everyone else in studio gives him a standing "O") [Clip ends] 
MG ROUND 2 BEGINS
