MG Round 2 Question B
Doug: Welcome back to our champions' special here on the Net Shopping Spree - Bargain Hunters Hour. (audience laughs) (pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions)
Doug: In case you're just joining us, we're in our semi-final version of Match Game with our champions Eddie Timanus and Phil Levine. The player who's matched more celebrities when this is over advances to the championship game in Hollywood Squares with Greg Diener; runner-up in this semi-final collects CY$10,000. Eddie, you're leading one-to-nil. That gives you the right to pick the poison. A or B? Eddie: I'll try B this time.
Doug: (grabs B) B for Eddie. Ryan, you do not play this question since you matched Eddie earlier. For the rest of our gallery, RSVP to this... Did you hear they are making a game show host action figure? << BLANK >> not included. (MG '7x changing keys think music plays) Mystic Girl: Wow, good question! Doug: Thanks. I forget who wrote this. But it's a goodie, for sure. Chris: (while writing) I'd take offense to this if it weren't so funny.
Doug: OK, Eddie, they're all ready... Did you hear they are making a game show host action figure? << BLANK >> not included. Eddie: Hmmm...I'll pick on my current favorite host and say mustache. (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: 'Stache, eh? Already trying to get on Alex's good side going into the $1,000,000 master tourney on Jeopardy! Well, I didn't think of that but let's see if someone on the panel did. Charle? Charlie: Can we get the boos out of the way now? (audience boos like the MG School Riot) +--------+ | TALENT | +--------+ (buzz) Doug: I think that's the Pat Finn doll. (audience laughs) Over to Jay. Jay: Bob's is big... (audience hoots and whistles) < Jack Benny > Now cut that out! < / Jack Benny > I said +--------+ | MICRO- | | PHONE | +--------+ (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: There's what I was thinking. A microphone. Chris, did you write down mustache? Chris: Well, for me, personally, it was +--------+ | ACTUAL | | TALENT | +--------+ ...not included, but that's not my official answer. My official answer is: +--------+ | VOLUME | | CONTROL| +--------+ ...not included! (buzz) Doug: Hmm, I'm sure certain tennis officials wish Johnny Mac had volume control whenever he screamed out < McEnroe > YOU CAN *NOT* BE SERIOUS!!! < / McEnroe > (audience laughs) Anyhoo, let's come downstairs and bypass Ryan since he already matched Eddie earlier. Justin, we come to you. Did you hear they are making a game show host action figure? << BLANK >> not included. Justin: Microphone! (buzz) Doug: Another microphone. Mystic one? Mystic Girl: What's a girl gotta do to get a good Dumb Dora question around here? Doug: Just send $9.95 to "Dumb Dora Questions, care of NMG-HSH..." (audience laughs) Mystic Girl: I said... (flips over multiple cards) +-----------+ | EMMY | +-----------+ +-----------+ | STUPIDITY | +-----------+ +------------------+ | AND MICROPHONE | +------------------+ (buzz) Doug: Oh, no matches for Eddie this go 'round. Let's see the results.
TALENT | MICROPHONE | VOLUME CONTROL
(match in R1) | MICROPHONE | EMMY, STUPIDITY, MIC
Doug: Well, Phil, let's see if you can get on the board in Round 2.MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES
