MG Round 3 Question A
Doug: We're back on the Net Card Sharks - Shoppers' Casino Hour. (audience laughs) In case you're tuning in late, we're on for just half a sim-hour tonight. A VBS special presenation, Circus of the Net Stars, comes up after us. The winner in Match Game rejoins us (after the holidays) to play Hollywood Squares against our returning champion, Phil Levine. (pushes button on toaster)
Doug: That's on the next show. As for now, we're still working on a tie. Since Amy went first last time, Rick, you get to pick first in Round 3. Rick: Hopefully "A" will be a good one.
Doug: (grabs A) A it is and again all the stars play Rick's question. Mark Sinsabaugh said... Mark: Uhhhh, can we start Circus of the Net Stars now? (audience laughs) Doug: Oh, come on, you might like this question. (walks to Mark, hands him card) Just pick it up from where it says, "Mark Sinsabaugh said." Mark: I said, "I'll never forget today's taping of Net Cross Wits. A contestant asked for '2-Down' and then a lady in the audience showed me her << BLANK >>." (MG '7x wank think music plays) This must be my day. (reading to self) A contestant... (starts mumbling) showed me her... Oooh-Keee! (hands card to Doug and starts writing) Mike: Doug. Doug: Yes? Mike: I think I caught onto Rick and Amy's strategy so far this game. They wanted each celebrity to play all 3 questions. It doesn't get them any cyberdough but I'm sure they don't mind. :-D Doug: Eh, ya never know.
Doug: OK, Rick they're all ready...finally... Mark Sinsabaugh said, "I'll never forget today's taping of Net Cross Wits. A contestant asked for '2-Down' and then a lady in the audience showed me her << BLANK >>." Rick: ACK!.. I hate to admit this but this was the first thing I thought of.. her boobs! (audience cheers) Doug: Hey, first impressions can pay off. Let's see if "boobs" works with Charlie. Charlie: You know, I'm on the team of returning champions, and I saw this happen in the last game. I asked for 2-Down, and the lady showed Mark her... +-----------+ | UPPER | | FRONTALS! | +-----------+ Doug: That's gotta be a match and... (ding) ...it is! (audience cheers) Alright, we're on the board with a match. Jay? Jay: As you and I talked about the other day Doug, one of the perfect Match Game 70s answers: +--------+ | | | BOOBS | | | +--------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: Work for me and certainly for Rick. Now, let's get the expert view of Mark. What did that chick show ya that day? Mark: And her phone number was written on them too. (flip) (MG98 "censored" cuckoo) (ding) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: For those of you watching at home, Mark *did* say that synonym for boobs that rhymes with "fits". Anyway, Rick's up to 300 as we come to Ryan. What did that lady show Mark? Ryan: In the tradition of MG '7x +=====+ |Boobs| +=====+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: Rick's mowin' 'em down. Matt, what came to your mind? Matt: She pulled her shirt and bra down, and showed him her XXXXXXXXXXXX X X X CLEAVAGE X X X XXXXXXXXXXXX Doug: Oooohhh, boy, I smell trouble. (buzz) (lotsa boos) Lemme guess, dictionary definition has "cleavage" in between the boobs and not a boob itself, right? Judge from TTD's '85-'86 season: That's correct, Doug. Doug: What I thought. (more boo-birds) And you thought working with Jim Caldwell was bad. (audience laughs) Well, Klaussie, can you make it 500 and a near perfect run for Rick? Mike: There is but one answer to this question...and boy did those 2 go down! She had to tie them to her legs in order to prevent them from smacking some innocent bystander in the face when she walks down the street. Doug: Well you get on with it! Mike: +-----------+ | | | BOOBS | | | +-----------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: Thank ya. Let's summarize this situation...
UPPER FRONTALS | BOOBS | (rhymes with "fits")
BOOBS | CLEAVAGE | BOOBS
Doug: Well, Rick, *that* close to a perfect score. We'll see if 500 holds up.MG ROUND 3 CONTINUES
