MG Round 3 Question B

 

 

Doug: Amy, no need to panic.  If Rick can score five matches on one
question, so can you.  You'll need to match at least five celebrities
to stay in the ballgame.  Run the table and match all six, you win
the game plus CY$1000 to boot.  (grabs card B; walks to the panel)

 

 

Again, everyone on the panel plays this one.  OK, audience, you get 
another shot.  Dumb Donald is so dumb.

Audience as one voice: HOW DUMB IS HE!?!!??!??!!!!??!

Doug: Much better!  Give yourselves a round of applause.  (audience
cheers)  OK, cut!  As I was saying...

Dumb Donald is so dumb, when he opened up a bag of candy, he thought
the blue M&M's were << BLANK >>.

(MG '7x cowbell think music plays)

 

 




 

Doug: OK, Amy, need five for a tie, six to win...

Dumb Donald is so dumb, when he opened up a bag of candy, he thought 
the blue M&M's were << BLANK >>.

Amy: Oh, god, um..., I say Dumb Donald thought the blue M&M's was 
pills?, :(

(audience groans)  (Doug stares in the audience)

Doug: What is with you people today?  You act like you're watching
a Greek tragedy?  (audience laughs)  Anyway, Amy, pills is a nice
wholesome answer -- but consider what these folks wrote down in the
other half of this round.  What would be a logical follow-up?  I 
bet CP knows what I'm talking about.

Charlie: Have you tried the new caramel "Dulce de Leche" M&Ms?  

Doug: No, can't say as I have.

Charlie: They're good and sweet and creamy, and the blue ones 
look like...

+--------+
| VIAGRA |
+--------+

(buzz) (audience cheers)

Doug: There's the answer.  Again, we get into a generic/specific
mismatch.  Amy, you need to match the rest of the panel to stay 
in the game.


Jay,


did


you


come


through


for


Amy


and


write


down


"pills"?


Jay: I'm gonna show my age and say:

+--------+
|  SMURF |
| DOO-   |
|   DOO  |
+--------+

(audience laughs) (buzz)

Doug: Not a match and Rick wins it. 

 

 

(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays)
(Rick and Amy shake hands)

Doug: What did the rest of you guys have?

(Mark holds up card reading "Blueberries"; camera pans throughout
bottom row, everyone on lower tier wrote down "Viagra")

 

 




VIAGRA | SMURF DOO-DOO | BLUEBERRIES
VIAGRA | VIAGRA | VIAGRA

Doug: Well, Amy, look at it this way, with different questions and 
different stars, *you* might have well won it 500 to nothing.  Speaking 
of nothing, we're turning nothing into something.  We'll give you 
CY$50 to take back with you to New York and this prize.

TGoJS: Amy, you've won the home version of the Net Match Game - 
Hollywood Squares Hour.  Two, two, two celebrity net games in one
are coming to your house as you fill in blanks, make tic-tac-toe and
go for the big money in the super match.  The Net Match Game - 
Hollywood Squares Hour home version -- from Wilton Hadley.

Doug: (shakes hands for Amy) Thanks again for playing, Amy, and please 
send our best to everyone in New York.  Rick, we're saying goodbye to
you too -- but it's a temporary goodbye.  On the next show (after the
holidays), you'll play Hollywood Squares against the champ, Phil Levine,
and three more ding-a-lings will come to join us as well.  So, good
luck to you and Phil as you battle for the crown on HS.  We'll see you
then and enjoy the CY$500 you've already won.  (audience cheers) We're
not done quite yet.  Believe it or not, we have time for a special
extended cyber-phone match -- right after this.

(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

CYBER-PHONE MATCH