MG Round 3 Question B
Doug: Amy, no need to panic. If Rick can score five matches on one question, so can you. You'll need to match at least five celebrities to stay in the ballgame. Run the table and match all six, you win the game plus CY$1000 to boot. (grabs card B; walks to the panel)
Again, everyone on the panel plays this one. OK, audience, you get another shot. Dumb Donald is so dumb. Audience as one voice: HOW DUMB IS HE!?!!??!??!!!!??! Doug: Much better! Give yourselves a round of applause. (audience cheers) OK, cut! As I was saying... Dumb Donald is so dumb, when he opened up a bag of candy, he thought the blue M&M's were << BLANK >>. (MG '7x cowbell think music plays)
Doug: OK, Amy, need five for a tie, six to win... Dumb Donald is so dumb, when he opened up a bag of candy, he thought the blue M&M's were << BLANK >>. Amy: Oh, god, um..., I say Dumb Donald thought the blue M&M's was pills?, :( (audience groans) (Doug stares in the audience) Doug: What is with you people today? You act like you're watching a Greek tragedy? (audience laughs) Anyway, Amy, pills is a nice wholesome answer -- but consider what these folks wrote down in the other half of this round. What would be a logical follow-up? I bet CP knows what I'm talking about. Charlie: Have you tried the new caramel "Dulce de Leche" M&Ms? Doug: No, can't say as I have. Charlie: They're good and sweet and creamy, and the blue ones look like... +--------+ | VIAGRA | +--------+ (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: There's the answer. Again, we get into a generic/specific mismatch. Amy, you need to match the rest of the panel to stay in the game. Jay, did you come through for Amy and write down "pills"? Jay: I'm gonna show my age and say: +--------+ | SMURF | | DOO- | | DOO | +--------+ (audience laughs) (buzz) Doug: Not a match and Rick wins it.
(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays) (Rick and Amy shake hands) Doug: What did the rest of you guys have? (Mark holds up card reading "Blueberries"; camera pans throughout bottom row, everyone on lower tier wrote down "Viagra")
VIAGRA | SMURF DOO-DOO | BLUEBERRIES
VIAGRA | VIAGRA | VIAGRADoug: Well, Amy, look at it this way, with different questions and different stars, *you* might have well won it 500 to nothing. Speaking of nothing, we're turning nothing into something. We'll give you CY$50 to take back with you to New York and this prize.
TGoJS: Amy, you've won the home version of the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour. Two, two, two celebrity net games in one are coming to your house as you fill in blanks, make tic-tac-toe and go for the big money in the super match. The Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour home version -- from Wilton Hadley. Doug: (shakes hands for Amy) Thanks again for playing, Amy, and please send our best to everyone in New York. Rick, we're saying goodbye to you too -- but it's a temporary goodbye. On the next show (after the holidays), you'll play Hollywood Squares against the champ, Phil Levine, and three more ding-a-lings will come to join us as well. So, good luck to you and Phil as you battle for the crown on HS. We'll see you then and enjoy the CY$500 you've already won. (audience cheers) We're not done quite yet. Believe it or not, we have time for a special extended cyber-phone match -- right after this. (audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)CYBER-PHONE MATCH