MG Round 2 Question B

 

 

Doug: (grabs B) Amy left you with B so let's see how this works.
(walks to panel)  Again, we need everyone on the panel to put virtual
pen to paper for this.  Sandy Sue said... (Doug giggles) (audience laughs)
...with a name like that, *she* might be a redneck.  (audience laughs and
applauds)  Anyway, let me start over, OK...?

Sandy Sue said, "I just heard they’re remaking ‘The Blob’.  For the 
title character, they cast << BLANK >> as ‘The Blob’."

(MG '7x changing keys think music plays)

Doug: Everyone's ready except for Mark.  Dude, we're waitin' on ya.

Mark: This is a hard one!  (thinks about it; writes something down;
puts answer in slot)  I got it, I think.

 

 

 

Doug: OK, we'll see as we come back to Rick for a response...

Sandy Sue said, "I just heard they’re remaking ‘The Blob’.  For the 
title character, they cast << BLANK >> as ‘The Blob’."

Rick: I have two answers for this, and I just know I'm going to pick 
the wrong one..  How about Roseanne?  As in, Roseanne Barr-Arnold-
whatever-name-she's-using-now.

(audience applause)

Doug: They seem to like that one.  We'll see if you get a match
starting with Charlie.

Charlie:  Well, when I first saw this guy, I'd have to say I was a little
intimidated by his size.  You have to see him to believe it.

+--------+
|  MIKE  |
| KLAUSS |
+--------+

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Just funning with ya, Mike! (:))  Mike, what are you doing with the chair?
MIKE!?!  AHHHH!!!

(audience goes nuts)

Doug: Hey!  This is the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour!
Not the Net Jerry Springer Show!  (audience laughs)  Geez, where's 
Steve when you need him.  Anyhoo, Jay?

Jay: Normally I might say Rush Limbaugh but the man is facing a serious
medical malady.  Perhaps...

+--------+
| MARLON |
| BRANDO |
+--------+

(buzz)

Doug: Wow, that didn't cross my mind.  A good answer but no match as
we come to Mark.

Mark: Doug, do you know how many fat people there are in this world?

Doug: Not offhand.

Mark: And do you know how many people there are who pretend to be fat?

Doug: Again, not really.

Mark: Well, I know of one. (flip) GWYNETH PALTROW  (buzz)  (audience
boos)  Apparently you guys haven't seen that new movie yet. :P

Doug: Either that or they like to see Gwyneth remain a skinny minnie.
(audience cheers)  I rest my case.  (audience laughs) Let's come back
to Ryan.  Sandy Sue said, "I just heard they’re remaking ‘The Blob’.  
For the title character, they cast << BLANK >> as ‘The Blob’."  Rick
said Roseanne and you say...

Ryan: 
+==========+
| Rush     |
| Limubaugh|
+==========+

Doug: ...El Rushbo. (buzz)  *Still* no match.  Matt, what say ye.

Matt: Well...there was an answer to this that seemed almost too obvious.  
But, I thought, and realized there was only one man who could truly 
capture the ESSENCE of the Blob:

JIMINY GLICK (of "Primetime Glick!")

(buzz)

Doug: Wow, another excellent thought.  Klaussie, last chance for Roseanne.

Mike: This is tough since everybody (at least in Hollywood) wants to be 
as thin as possible and look cutesy wootsy with their tummy tucks, plastic 
body parts and (ahem) other enhancements.  (audience laughs)  Since The Blob 
has none of those aforementioned features, I gotta say...

+-----------+
|           |
|   LOUIE   |
| ANDERSON  |
+-----------+

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: Another excellent thought as we recap the answers...

 

 

MIKE KLAUSS | MARLON BRANDO | G.PALTROW
R.LIMBAUGH | JIMINY GLICK | L.ANDERSON

 

 

Doug: And *two* rounds are in the books.  We're *still* working on a
pitchers' duel.  But we'll get a winner after this break.

(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 3 BEGINS