MG Round 2 Question A

 

 

Doug: Welcome back to the Net Shop Til You Drop - Mall Masters Hour.  
(audience laughs)  In case you tuned in late, we're only on for half a
sim-hour tonight.  Circus of the Net Stars is coming up right after us.
The winner of this Match Game rejoins us (after the holidays) for 
Hollywood Squares with Ryan. 

(Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions)

 

 

Doug: Meantime, we're gonna try and put some cyber-money on the scoreboard.
It's zip-to-zip right now.  Normally our leader picks first.  But
since we're tied and Rick started Round 1, Amy, you get to select
between A and B for Round 2.  

Amy: Let's try A, for my name, Doug.

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel) A for Amy it is.  Everyone on the panel
plays her question since she's yet to score a match.  Here we go...

Weird Willie’s town flooded.  So he << BLANKED >> in the street. 

(MG '7x changing keys think music plays)

 

 

 

Doug: OK, Amy, they're ready.  BTW, if you feel the stars are being
nasty, let me know and I'll have them address you as Miss Jackson.
Anyhoo, here's the question again...

Weird Willie’s town flooded.  So he << BLANKED >> in the street. 

Amy: He pretended to be a fish in his town.

(audience groans)

Doug: Boy, that's weird all right.  I don't think Willie would go to
that extreme.  Then again, we've got some weird ones on the panel so we'll
see what happens.  CP, we start with you.  What was Willie doing in the
flooded street?

Charlie: You know, you can actually do quite a few things in a flooded street. 
Weird Willie was so weird, he...

+--------+
| HELD A |
|  SWIM  |
|  MEET  |
+--------+

in the street. (buzz) The four by 50 medley relay was a close finish.

(audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: LOL!  I like that one.  Over to Jay.

Jay: (waves hand frantically) Doug?  Doug?  DOUG!

Doug: No need to shout, I'm right here.  (audience laughs)

Jay: I drank too much water!  Both Willie and I have to

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|       |
|  PEE  |
|       |
+-------+

(buzz)

Doug: Bathroom's that way, bud.  Mark, what say ye?

Mark: Well, he's weird on two counts...

He went swimming, but he did it nekkid.

(flip) SKINNYDIPPED

(buzz)

Doug: If you swim *nekkid*, you might be a redneck.  (audience
laughs)  Well, Amy, no matches as yet as we come down to Ryan. 
Weird Willie’s town flooded.  So he << BLANKED >> in the street. 
And Amy said "pretended to be a fish"

Ryan: This might be a match...

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|Swam |
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Doug: Swam and be a fish... (buzz) ...ehhh, I thought so.  (a few boos) 
Look, folks, fish do more than swim in the water.  They breathe through
their gills, they eat food, they fall for bait.  It's just general 
versus specific.  Matt, do you have a fishy answer?

Matt: Well, given that no one would notice the extra water...I'll say 
-- in the spirit of MG '7x -- that he

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in the street.

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: Another tinkler and Klaussie, what ya say?

Mike: Willie's weird and here's something that's weird to do in public...

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|             |
|     PEED    |
|             |
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(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: I could just hear some kid asking, "Mommy, why is the rainwater
yellow?" (audience laughs)  Let's review the answers...

 

 

HELD A SWIM MEET | PEE | SKINNYDIPPED
SWAM | TINKLED | PEED

 

 

 

 

Doug: Well, Rick, *you* have another chance to notch the first
match in the game.

MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES