MG Round 1 Question B
Doug: (grabs B) Amy, Rick left you with B. Let's see how well you do. (walks to the panel) Again, all the stars write for this question... (looks at card and sighs) Oh boy... From the "Let's Hope This Doesn't Air On VBS Department": Yesterday, in the studio next door, they were taping a pilot for "The Net Redneck Game". Some guy named Bubba Jones won CY$10,000 by naming every member of << BLANK >>.
(MG '7x cowbell think music plays) Mark: Run that by me again, Doug... Doug: Sure. From the "Let's Hope This Doesn't Air On VBS Department": Yesterday, in the studio next door, they were taping a pilot for "The Net Redneck Game". Some guy named Bubba Jones won CY$10,000 by naming every member of << BLANK >>. Mark: The Net Redneck Game. Well, there's no 2001 at the end, so I know who didn't host it. :) (audience laughs and applauds)
Doug: All right, Amy, let's see if you can record the first match in the game... From the "Let's Hope This Doesn't Air On VBS Department": Yesterday, in the studio next door, they were taping a pilot for "The Net Redneck Game". Some guy named Bubba Jones won CY$10,000 by naming every member of << BLANK >>. Amy: the U.S. Army (audience groans) Doug: Now now now! If you'll recall, Amy said she's from New York. Therefore, she may not understand things like trailer parks, chewing tobacco and marrying your cousin. And if you're failing in understanding those concepts...more power to you! (smattering of applause) In any event, we'll go through the motions starting with Charlie. Charlie: (trying his Jeff Foxworthy impression) If you can name every member of... +----------+ | THE CAST | | OF | |"HEE HAW"!| +----------+ ...you might be a 'net Redneck. (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: I like that one. Kinda see where we're going Amy? Something related to the South works here. Jay, how'd you fill in that blank? Jay: It's not just a band...it's a state too! +---------+ | | | ALABAMA | | | +---------+ (buzz) Doug: My mother's side of the family thanks you for not mentioning a certain college football team represented by an elephant sharing the same name as the band. (a few boos) Moving on. Mark, how did Bubba win ten-thou on The Net Redneck Game? Mark: Bubba Jones, eh? Doug: Yes. Mark: Well, lemme tell you a story, my friend. He win that there ten grand for naming all him (flip) KINFOLK. All 99 of 'em livin with him. (buzz) Doug: In the same mobile home? Mark: Never underestimate the powers of inbreeding. :) Doug: I see your point. (audience laughs) Let's move on to Ryan now. From the "Let's Hope This Doesn't Air On VBS Department": Yesterday, in the studio next door, they were taping a pilot for "The Net Redneck Game". Some guy named Bubba Jones won CY$10,000 by naming every member of the US Army according to Amy. What, according to you? Ryan: Alabama +=======+ |Alabama| +=======+ (buzz) Doug: Another Alabama. Matt, what did you thing? Matt: Well... There's the "rednecks like NASCAR" route--"JEFF GORDON'S PIT CREW" (no offense, Doug....) Doug: None taken. Matt: There's the "music" route--"LYNARD SKYNARD" But my final answer.... It goes down the "dumb" route...--"THEIR OWN FAMILY!" (buzz) Doug: All good thoughts. And Mike, wrap up this round for us. Mike: I don't want to go above the contestant's head with the answer "The Bielefeldts" so I'll go with... +------------+ | THE | | BEVERLY | | HILL- | | BILLIES | +------------+ (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Funny, in the other studio, there was a taping of Net To Tell The Truth. The panel read Beau like a book and his team didn't win a thing! (audience laughs and applauds) Of course, when you change your story and your name throughout the show, how *can* you be taken seriously? (more laughs) Well, let's review these answers...
CAST OF "HEE HAW" | ALABAMA | KINFOLK
ALABAMA | THEIR OWN FAMILY | BEVERLY HILLBILLIES
Doug: And there's the first round for you. Rick and Amy, the questions should get easier from here -- so hang in there. Come back for Round 2 after this. (audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 2 BEGINS
