====================================================================== Tom Sabbatelli: The address is VBS -- deal with it! Robert Logan: Net Let's Make A Deal -- new on VBS -- part of the STOP Network. ======================================================================
(cue MG-HSH theme)
The Ghost of Jay Stewart:
It's time for the...
...with our guests..
...the giraffe boy...
CHARLIE PEVEY
...from Net Price is Right...
JAY LEWIS
...from Net Cross Wits...
MARK SINSABAUGH
...$250,000 Who Wants To
Be A Millionaire winner ...
MATT MARCOTTE
...from The New Net Bullseye...
MIKE KLAUSS
...and the stars of
The Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour ...
RYAN MORRIS AND
DOUG MORRIS(NMG-HSH sign rises; MG-esque doors open; Ryan and Doug are welcomed to an ecstatic crowd, walk down the stairs, shake hands) Doug: Thank you, ghost of Jay Stewart. Hellloooooo everybody, and welcome to at least a half-sim-hour of fun on the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour. Ryan: Yes, network brass told us we only have time for the Match Game part of our show. That's because after our show, we have a VBS special presentation -- Circus of the Net Stars. Doug: Indeed. You'll see John Venturini do the old spinning plates act, Tom Hornikel with his magic and someone told me Tom Sabbatelli has a lion-taming act. That should be fun. But, getting back to us, what's really fun is the winner of the Match Game match up faces our current champion Phil Levine in Hollywood Squares when we reconvene (after the holidays...in the new year). Ryan: Since we just have half an hour, we oughta get going. But not before we say a quick hello to our panel. Hello stars!
Panel: (more or less in unison) Hello, Ryan and Doug. Doug: Ryan, if you'll join our panel, I'll walk over here and welcome our players, Rick Brown and Amy Jackson...
(audience cheers) Doug: Let's take a moment and find out a few things about you -- starting with Rick. Rick: I'm a small business owner from Indiana and I'm also a musician -- drummer and vocalist -- in a Christian rock band. I'm married and have a 3 year old daughter. Doug: Ah, my brother, Geof, might want to talk to you. He's planning for a career in the ministry. Let's welcome Amy aboard as well. Tell us a little about yourself. Amy: I work the New York City Transit as a conductor, and I not married. Doug: Uh, did I mention my brother's considering a career in the ministry? (audience laughs) Think about it Geof, this could be the first lady you unite in holy matrimony. In any event, welcome Rick and Amy. We play Match Game the "PM way". You'll each get three fill-in-the-blank questions in the hope you'll match as many of...
Doug: ...these animals as you can. Each time you match a star, you win CY$100 in unmarked 20s. If you match all six stars, we augment your score to CY$1000. High score after three rounds wins the game and the right to play our champ, Phil Levine, in Hollywood Squares (which occurs after the holidays). The winner there plays our Super Match for up to CY$30,000! (audience cheers) (Doug pushes the button revealing the first round questions)MG ROUND 1 BEGINS
