MG Round 3 Question A

 

 

Doug: We're back on the Net Starcade - Magnificent Marble Machine Hour.

(audience laughs)  (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing the third
round questions)

 

 

Doug: We are about to start the last round of Match Game.  The top
scorer here advances to Hollywood Squares to play Phil Levine.  Damien,
your our leader, that means you get the choice of A or B in this round.

Damien: I'll say A again.

 

 

Doug: (grabs A) A again.  (walks toward panel)  Now then, two 
celebrities do not play.  Dean and John, you've already matched Damien.
So you'll lay out and...

 

 

 

(Jay's "Ben Stein" sign falls down)  (audience laughs)  

Doug: ...uh, Deano, suppose you can do us a favor and put Jay's...
uh... Ben's sign back over the nameplate?

Dean: Sure.  (picks up sign; puts it back on the nameplate)

 

 

 

(audience cheers)

Doug: There ya go.  Thank you Dean.

Jay: (in monotone voice)  Wow.  (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: LOL!  Damien's third round question goes to Greg, Ben/Jay, Seth
and Ryan.  (looks at card)  Oh, yeah, first of all, I need to thank
Paul Crabbe for this question.  He was with us on the last show and
left us this.  So, thank you Paul.  And here's the question...

Fat Freida is sooo fat...

Everyone else in unison: HOT FAT IS SHE?!?!?!?

Doug: ...when she wears black and white, they mistake her for a
<< BLANK >>.

(MG '7x cowbell think music plays)

 

 

 

Doug: OK, Damien, the foursome's ready.  Here's the question again.

Fat Freida is sooo fat, when she wears black and white, they mistake
her for a << BLANK >>.

Damien: This not might be up there, but I said a panda.

(smattering of applause)

Doug: Well, frankly, that's the first thought that came to my mind.
So, let's see if the stars came up with that.  Greg, we start with
you.  Damien's looking for a cute, cuddly panda bear.

Greg: Frieda actually works for the police.  You see, when she wears
black and white and walks down the street, she gets mistaken for a

---------
|POLICE |
|  CAR  |
---------

(buzz)

Greg: ...okay, so they can't ALL be funny.

(audience boos)

Doug: Police car, eh.  OK.  We move on to Ben.

Jay: If this were, say 1950 I could say she looked like a police car.

Doug: Oh, no.  Not you too.

Jay: But, it *IS* 2001 so she probably looked like a

+-------+
| ZEBRA |
+-------+ 

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: Eh, not a bad thought.  Seth, do you have a panda?

Seth: (card)

+---------+
|   Cow   |
+---------+

Doug: Cow. (buzz) (audience cheers)  Ah, now it makes sense.  Fat 
enough to be a cow.  Oohhh-kayyy.  Ryan, what did you think?

Ryan: I think this THE answer 

+=======+ 
| Zebra | 
+=======+ 

(buzz)

Doug: But *no* panda.  A bit of a surprise as we review...

 

 

POLICE CAR | ZEBRA | COW
ZEBRA | (match in R2) | (match in R1)

 

 

Doug: So, no matches for Damien in the final round.  Dane, a chance
to tie or even win this and go to HS.

MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES