MG Round 3 Question B Doug: Now, Dane, here's the deal. Since you haven't scored a match, you'll have the services of everyone on the panel. Match any two of them and we play a tie-breaker. Match more than two and you're off to Hollywood Squares. Anything less than two means Damien goes to HS. (grabs B, walks toward the panel)
Doug: You'll have B and all six stars to work with. Here we go... Blind Billy is so nearsighted... Everyone else in unison: HOW NEARSIGHTED IS HE?!?!?! Doug: ...while walking down the street, he got his cane stuck in a woman's << BLANK >>. (MG '7x wank think music plays)
Doug: OK, Dane, remember, two matches ties, three or more matches wins. Of course, if you sweep the panel, it's a CY$1000 in addition to the win... Blind Billy is so nearsighted, while walking down the street, he got his cane stuck in a woman's << BLANK >>. Dane: Billy got his cane stuck in a woman's shoe. (smattering of applause) Doug: Logical thought. We'll see if there are two shoes waiting for you on the panel. Greg, we commence with you. Greg: Well, it'd have to be her BRA, wouldn't it. I mean, what else can you get...a stick...stuck in...er...next, please. (shows card; lowers head in shame) -------- | BRA | -------- (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Good answer. Over to the mighty one. Jay: I can finally use the standard Match Game answer that even Charles Nelson Reilly wouldn't pass up +-------+ | BOOBS | +-------+ (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: Ah, yes, they love the boob answers. Over to Seth now. Seth: (card) [Purse] Doug: Purse. (buzz) (audience boos) Well, I guess you folks would boo after what we've seen from this row. (audience laughs)
Doug: OK, Dane, you're not out of the running. If you match everyone here on the bottom row, you win. Still need two for the tie. Ryan. Ryan: Rear end +======+ | Rear | | End | +======+ (buzz) Doug: OK, Dane... now you need matches from Dean and John to stay in the game. Dean? Dean: Well, Doug, to me, the only thing that makes sense would be getting a cane stuck in someone's... +------+ | SHOE | +------+
(ding; audience applause) Doug: OK, 200-100 now. John... if you wrote down "shoe" we have a tie game. Otherwise, Damien plays Hollywood Squares. John: I know what you're all thinking. Sorry to say, I realize this is G-Rated, so I can't. I can however say that he got his cane stuck in the woman's.. +-------+ | MOUTH | +-------+ (buzz) Doug: No match and Damien wins.
(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays)
BRA | BOOBS | PURSE
REAR END | SHOE | MOUTHDoug: Damien, join me over here please. (Dane and Damien shake hands; Damien walks over to Doug) Dane, I have a hunch Greg's and Ben/Jay's answer would match each other -- so if you said either one of those, we'd get a tie. However, we've got CY$100 for you and I believe Greg has your consolation prize.
Greg: Yes, it's the home version of everyone's favorite anime convention sensation, Anime Match Game!
Greg: Take a seat and pretend to be one of anime's famous celebrities as you try to match your wits on zany anime-themed questions! Think you know how dumb Mihoshi really is? Find out how right you are! Play the Anime Match Game home version! From Cable 14 Productions and AnimeMatchGame.com! (Greg hands box game to Doug...who walks over and hands the game to Dane) Doug: And, you've won *our* NMG-HSH home game for Sorny's GameStation 2 plus a lifetime supply of pantyhose for the lady in your life. Thank you for playing our game. Let's say farewell to Dane Beninger . (MG podia and toaster slide stage left with Dane going along for the ride)FROM MG TO HS
