MG Round 2 Question A
Doug: And welcome back to the Net $1.98 Beauty Show - Dream Girl of '67 Hour. (audience laughs) (pushes button revealing Round 2 questions)
Doug: Round 2 begins with our leader -- in this case Damien -- and a selection of A or B. Damien: I'll try A.
Doug: (grabs A) He'll try A. (walks to panel) And one of the stars will *not* try this question...
Doug: ...that would be the Jeff Probst to my Alex Trebek. John, you matched Damien -- that means you lay out. As for the others, please put pen to card for this assignment... The paperboy said, "I was mad at a customer, so I threw a newspaper at his << BLANK >>." (MG '7x changing keys think music plays)
Doug: All right Damien, let's see if you can add to your CY$100. I'll repeat the question for you. The paperboy said, "I was mad at a customer, so I threw a newspaper at his << BLANK >>." Damien: It's either head or crotch - I'll say head! (Doug looks perplexed) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Uhhhh, not gonna go there. (audience laughs) He said head, Greg. What did you say? Greg: The paperboy was mad because he married his favorite papergirl, so he naturally threw the paper at his --------- | WIFE | --------- (buzz) Doug: LOL! Good answer. Not a match though. Over to the mighty Mr. Stein. Jay: Did you know the Egyptians invented paper Doug? Doug: Yes. Jay: It was made out of papyrus leaves. Did you also know that a company by the name of Papyrus Software makes NASCAR computer games? Doug: Oh yes. Jay: And did you also know that I met gameshow legend Bob Barker at a NASCAR race? Doug: Ahhh...no. Jay: I could go on for hours and hours relating this story. You see it all began when I left my house to get the latest issue of TIME magazine. At the newsstand I ran into Paolo Labonte, the long lost twin cousin of Bobby Labonte. HE invited me to a race where he was going to surprise his cousin with a boquet of flowers. (Doug yawns; Jay continues) I got into his 1995 Mazda 626. It was a nice enough car but the cloth seats were slightly uncomfortable. We got to the flower shop and saw dozens of kinds of flowers. Roses, Gladiolas, Carnations, Daffodils, Daisies, Lillies, Orchids. He got a lovely spring boquet of lillies, daffodils and orchids. (panel gets restless; Jay continues) So we got back into the car, which smelled a bit like a Fliet-O-Fish. The Filet-O-Fish is from McDonald's, not to be confused with the Whaler you can get at Burger King. It just so happened that Paolo owned a Boston Whaler as a young boy. It was left to him by a rich uncle whose only possession was a boat. I don't know how you could be rich and only own a boat. (audience gets restless; Jay continues) Anyway, we got to the race track and we had a pass into the pits where I met none other than Bob Barker operating a car jack for the Hooters car. My answer then, related to Hooters: +------+ | WIN- | | DOW | +------+ (buzz) Doug: (turns to Ryan) Bud, I don't think we'll get to the "Squares" part of the show today. (audience laughs and applauds) Over to Seth, now. Seth: (card) +--------+ | Coffee | +--------+ Doug: Coffee. (buzz) Not a match. Let's go to Ryan now. The paperboy said, "I was mad at a customer, so I threw a newspaper at his *head*," according to Damien. What, according to you? Ryan: Well, this paperboy was really mad, so he threw it at his... +------------+ | Car | | Windsheild | +------------+ (buzz) Doug: Good thought, indeed. Dean, last chance for a match on Damien's question. Dean: Just what Jay--er, Ben did to me in the last round. Right at my... +------+ | HEAD | +------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: There's another match as we review the results...
WIFE | WINDOW | COFFEE
CAR WINDSHIELD | HEAD | (match in R1)
Doug: Well, Dane, you're gonna have to get to work here. Second question for you coming up.MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES
