MG Round 1 Question B

 

 

Doug: OK, Damien, your shot to get on the scoreboard.  Let's see how
you do with this one.  (grabs "B", walks to panel)

 

 

David said, "I must've taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. This isn't 
the White House, this is the << BLANK >> House."

 

 

 

(MG '7x cowbell think music plays)

 

 

 

Doug: And they're all set.  Damien, I'll repeat the question...

David said, "I must've taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. This isn't 
the White House, this is the << BLANK >> House."

Damien: This is probably one of the worst answers possible,
but the only thing I can come up with is the Poor House.

(smattering of applause)

Doug: That's not a bad answer, really.  Let's see how that rated with
these ding-a-lings.  Greg, did you say "poor house"?

Greg: There's only one possible answer as far as I'm concerned...the
home of everyone's favorite scattered, smothered, and covered hash
browns...mmm...hash browns...

---------
|WAFFLE |
| HOUSE |
---------

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Greg: Where incidentally you may find former President Bill Clinton.

Doug: Ah yes.  Good answer indeed.  Jay?  I mean, Ben?

Jay: Well Doug, call me crazy...

Everyone else in unison: YOU'RE CRAZY!

Jay: Thank you.  (audience laughs) Although it could have applied while 
Clinton was in office, I have to say...

+-------+
|  CAT  |
| HOUSE |
+-------+

(buzz)  (audience laughs)

Doug: LOL!  Ya know, there's another way to express that answer -- but
we won't go there.  We will go to Seth, however.

Seth: Why, of course it would be...

+--------+
|The Big |
| House  |
+--------+

(buzz)

Doug: Good thought, no match.  Over to Ryan now.  David said, "I must've 
taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. This isn't the White House, this is 
the << BLANK >> House."  And Damien said "poor house".

Ryan: Seth, we matched...

+------+ 
| Big  | 
+------+ 

(buzz)

Doug: But no match with Damien.  Dean, we're looking for the poor house.

Dean: Who's this David guy?

Doug: Hmmm, lemme see, my first wife left me for some guy named David.
So... (audience laughs) ...hopefully that's him.

Dean: Doug, I think when he took that wrong turn at Albuquerque, he
went west.  Then he found himself in front of the...

+---------+
|  "BIG   |
| BROTHER"|
|  HOUSE  |
+---------+

(buzz)

Doug: Careful there, Dean.  You have a "Big Brother" fan right behind
you and I'm sure he'll pelt you with crumpled up blue cards.  (Jay,
on cue, crumples up his card; tosses it at Dean)  

(BOINK!)

Dean: OW!  Hey.

Doug: Just like that! (audience laughs)  And John.

John: Well, David did indeed take a wrong turn at Albequerque.  And I 
can confirm that my answer is right, because he was begging the panel 
for some change before the show.  Anyhow, I say the Poor House!

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Hey, a match for Damien.  Let's check the answers one more time...

 

 

WAFFLE | CAT | BIG
BIG | "BIG BROTHER" | POOR

 

 

Doug: One round's in the books.  Damien takes the lead 100 to zip.
Come back for Round 2 after this message for the internet.

(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS