MG Round 1 Question A
Doug: Dane, since you won the right to go first, you may pick A or B. Dane: I know I'm going to give this show "A" for effort - or should that be "E"?? (audience laughs) Seriously, I will take "A".
Doug: (grabs A) A for effort. Be thankful this is not Net Spelling Bee. (audience laughs) (walks over to the panel) OK, it's a new game so everyone on the panel plays... I have a TV Guide listing. Monday night, NBC, "Fear Factor". One of the challenges is being locked in a room for four hours with a person -- none other than << BLANK >>.
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Doug: OK, Dane, they're set. Let's see if you are... I have a TV Guide listing. Monday night, NBC, "Fear Factor". One of the challenges is being locked in a room for four hours with a person -- none other than << BLANK >>. Dane: The scariest person that I can think of, and is NBC related, has to be the weatherman from the Today show - Al Roker. (audience groans) Doug: He's the scariest person you can think of, eh? Well, to each his own. I bet ya a nickel you none of these folks will say Al Roker. Greg, we start with you... uh, Greg?? Greg: (wakes up) Hi, and welcome to Anime Match Game! .....oh, this isn't Anime Match Game? (audience laughs) Ah ha! No wonder! I'm on the wrong side of the podium! Doug: Will you get on with it?!?! Greg: Wow, I'm first? Doug: Yes. Greg: Okay...well, I know if I were going to be locked in a room with someone for four hours, the person I'd be the most frightened to be with is the late ------------- | Jeffrey | | Dahmer | ------------- (buzz) Doug: That's close to one of my ideas. I was thinking Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lecter. In any event, Jay, what did you think? Jay: Doug, for the rest of this episode, I'd like to be referred to as 'Ben Stein'. (tapes hand drawn Ben Stein over nameplate)
(audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Don't you wish Deborah JoAnn from NBS were here? A lot of her summer clothes mirror those of Nancy Pimental. Anyhoo, by some amazing twist of fate, did you say Al Roker? Jay: As Panyasis of Halicarnassus can attest it would be fearful to be locked in a room with +-------+ | DR | | LAURA | +-------+ (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: LOL! I like that one. Over to Seth, now. Seth: What I believe it the definitive answer..... +----------+ | Jay | | Lewis | +----------+ (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: Hey, don't diss the center square pal! (Seth takes bite of Krispy Kreme donut; Doug snatches donut from Seth's hand) Oh, yeah, and no eating on the panel. (Doug throws donut in garbage can offstage) Hey, two points! Anyway, over to Ryan now. I have a TV Guide listing. Monday night, NBC, "Fear Factor". One of the challenges is being locked in a room for four hours with a person -- none other than << BLANK >>. And Dane said "Al Roker". Ryan: You know there are a lot of good answers, and I think this is one of them +----------+ | Gilbert | | Godfried | +----------+ (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: That is a good one. Deano, what sayeth ye? Dean: Hey, I'm sitting in the Dawson Chair. Does that mean I get to kiss all the ladies in the studio? (audience laughs) Doug: Hmm, you *also* are wishing DJ were here. She's NBS' resident kissing bandit. (audience laughs) Dean: Anyway, before I show my answer, I thought this would be a great time to plug one of my upcoming projects, if you don't mind, Doug. Doug: Sure, why not. Dean: I have a pilot episode coming soon of a new Net game called "'Net Number One." Be sure to look for it in a few weeks. (flips cards and places on his desk) +--------+ | COMING | | SOON: | +--------+ +--------+ | 'NET | | # 1 | +--------+ (audience applause) Doug: Very good. Now, what's your answer? Dean: Who *wouldn't* I want to be locked in a room with for four hours? Probably this guy... +--------+ | CARROT | | TOP | +--------+ (buzz) Dean: 1-800-C-A-L-L-4-H-E-L-P! (tosses card) (audience laughs) Doug: That's a good one too. He does look a bit on the scary side. And John, last chance for Al Roker. John: (Looks up at Jay) Lock them in the room with Mr. Lewis for just two seconds, and then it's 'Net Price is WRONG! Doug: Uh, I *did* say no dissing the center square, didn't I? John: But I think that the most challenging possibility would be Gilbert "YOU FOOL" Gottfried! (buzz) Doug: Another Gilbert. Well, let's recap the results...
JEFFREY DAHMER | DR. LAURA | J. LEWIS
G. GOTTFRIED | CARROT TOP | G. GOTTFRIED
Doug: Well, Dane, fret not, you still have two more rounds to go.MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES
