MG Round 3 Question A
Doug: And welcome back to the Net Gong Show - Star Search Hour And A Half. (audience laughs) (pushes button to reveal Round 3 questions)
Doug: Final round of Match Game's coming up. Once again, we start the round with a tie score. Since Shawn went first in Round 2, Tim you get to make the selection in Round 3. A or B? Tim: Well, Doug, "A" was pretty good for me last time; I will select "A" this time.
Doug: Gonna stick with a winner, eh? (grabs A; walks to panel) Okie doke. One member of our hilarious half-dozen doesn't play...
Doug: ...Andy, that would be you since you came up with a matching answer in Tim's half of the previous round. As for the rest of the jury, ponder this, please... Ugly Edna is *so* ugly... Audience not quite in unison: How ugly is she? Doug: ...sheesh, was that awful. (audience laughs) Ugly Edna is so ugly when she went to have her driver's license picture taken, the camera << BLANKED >>. (MG '7x wank think music plays) (panelists -- even Andy!!! -- are writing) Doug: Um, Andy, do you not see the "don't write" sign lit on your desk? I just told you you don't play this part of the round! Andy: I realized I wasnt supposed to respond. Sorry. Doug: Remember, we're scoring MG the PM way -- not the '98 way. :) (audience laughs)
Doug: All righty then. Tim, here's your question again... Ugly Edna is so ugly when she went to have her driver's license picture taken, the camera ... Tim: the camera....exploded! (audience cheers) Doug: Exploded. Good thought. I can just imagine the camera actually saying, "I'm fixing to self-destruct in five seconds" at the site of Edna. Robb, Tim's looking for "exploded". Robb: It was not a pretty sight when the camera +-----------+ | spit out | | the film | | at Edna | +-----------+ (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Sheesh, rude camera. Over to Jay. Jay: Acted just like a Firestone tire on a Ford Explorer. KA-BOOM!! +----------+ | EXPLODED | +----------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: One explosion for Tim. Chris do you make it two? Chris: When Ugly Edna had her picture taken, the camera.... +--------+ |EXPLODED| +--------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: Another match. Tim's up to 300 as we turn to... uh, Ryan, what's the matter? Ryan: Doug, whoever wrote that question should be fired! Doug: Why? Ryan: For two reasons: It should have been Ugly Ursula so to fit in with Dumb Donald and Dumb Dora. Doug: And? Ryan: Edna is Mrs. Garrett's first name on "The Facts of Life"! Doug: Uh, this of course would be a good time to remind everyone of Net Facts of Life starring Ryan over most of these VBS stations on Saturday nights. (audience applause) Ryan: Anyway I said that the camera +-------+ | Broke | +-------+ (buzz) Doug: That would be the other good answer. And now for Paul and blue cards on parade. Paul: I got another multi-card answer. (reveals cards a la Brett Somers) +---------+ |Moaned, | |Groaned | +---------+ +---------+ |and threw| | up on | +---------+ +---------+ |poor Ugly| | Edna's | +---------+ +---------+ |Face When| |The Pic | +---------+ +---------+ | Was | | Taken | +---------+ (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: (turns to his co-host) Uh, Ryan, we may have to budget more money for cards on the next show. Paul's already used half the cards alloted in this episode. (audience laughs) Well, let's summarize the panel...
SPIT OUT FILM... | EXPLODED | EXPLODED
BROKE | (matched in R2) | MOANED, GROANED...
MG ROUND 3 CONTINUES
