MG Round 2 Question A

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel)  Once again, everyone on the panel
plays Tim's question in this round.  Here goes...

George W. Bush said, "It's been more than 100 days since I took my
oath of office.  All around the White House, I *still* find items Bill 
Clinton left behind.  The other day, I opened a cabinet and found
<< BLANK >>."

(MG '7x synth vamp think music plays) (time goes by)

Doug: What's taking so long Paul?

Paul: I got a multi card answer here, I'm almost done.

Doug: (sigh) Note to our affiliates, Battleblocks may start late.
(audience laughs)

 

 

 

Doug: OK, finally, we're all ready, Tim.  Here's the question one
more time...

George W. Bush said, "It's been more than 100 days since I took my
oath of office.  All around the White House, I *still* find items Bill 
Clinton left behind.  The other day, I opened a cabinet and found..."

Tim: A package of condoms!

(audience goes nuts)

Doug: Hence it was The White House of Ill Repute.  (audience laughs 
and applauds) We'll see how that answer rates with the panel --
starting with Robb.

Robb: We know he didn't inhale and I'm going to say something similar
but don't get any lewd ideas.

Doug: OK?

Robb: (card) cigars

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: LOL!  I like that one.  Over to Jay.  What say ye?

Jay: Doug...you're bad!  He found

+--------+
|   AN   |
| INTERN |
+--------+

(buzz)  (audience cheers)

Doug: That's the answer I was thinking.  Intern, Monica Lewinsky, 
etc.  Chris, what did the prez find?

Chris: George W. Bush found leftover........
+---------------+
|PICTURERS OF   | 
|MONICA LEWINSKY|
+---------------+
from Bill Clinton's presidenticy.

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: No match there.  But another goody.  Let's come on down to
our master of the squares.  George W. Bush said, "It's been more 
than 100 days since I took my oath of office.  All around the 
White House, I *still* find items Bill Clinton left behind.  The 
other day, I opened a cabinet and found *condoms*" -- according
to Tim.  What according to thou?

Ryan: He was real skinny, but George found... 
+---------+ 
| Socks,  | 
| the Cat |   
+---------+ 

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Goodness, talk about a situation that could end up being 
CAT-astrophic.  (audience boos)  Uh, need I remind you the first rule
on this show is never boo a Morris?  (audience laughs)  To Andy now.
What of Bill's did el presidente find?

Andy: He found........... CONDOMS  ! 

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: There's a match, for ya Tim.  And Paul, you and your pile of 
cards wrap this round up.  Tim's hoping for some condoms somewhere
therein.

Paul: (impersonates George Bush the elder) Well, my son found...
(reveals cards a plenty a la Brett Somers)
+---------+
|   THE   |
|  DRESS  |
+---------+
+---------+
|FROM THE |
|GAP THAT |
+---------+
+---------+
| HAD THE |
|  STAIN  |
+---------+

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Some good answers all around and a match for Tim.  Let's 
recap...

 

 

CIGARS | AN INTERN | PIX OF MONICA...
SOCKS THE CAT | CONDOMS | THE DRESS...

 

 

Doug: Two rounds are in the books and we end up with another
tie score.  Only this time, our players have some markers and
that's good.  Come back and find out if Tim or Shawn joins 
Ryan, Phil and more stars for Hollywood Squares after this.

(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 3 BEGINS