MG Round 2 Question B
Doug: Welcome back to the Net Three's A Crowd - Divorce Court Hour. Frank: DOUBLE OW! (audience laughs) Doug: Hey, think about it -- a logical progression over 60 sim-minutes. Frank: (ponders Doug's thought) RIGHT! (audience laughs)
Doug: (pushes button on magic toaster -- revealing Round 2 questions) I knew you'd see it my way, Frank. Anyway, score at this moment is CY$200 to CY$100 in favor of Rei. And since the score is in favor of Rei as we start Round 2, he gets to pick the first question here. A or B, Rei? Rei: Hmm. Since I would've gotten zero had I picked A last time, I'll take B again.
Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) B it is... now lemme see who plays...
Doug: Jerry, unless this score ends in a deadlock, you're done until HS. Ryan will sit this question out -- but will play Phil's half of this round. So, this one's for Tom, Jay, Kevin and Mystic Girl. Frank: OW! (audience laughs) Doug: Oh, and you too, Frank. Here we go... Jennifer lost her << BLANK >> while water skiing. (MG '7x changing keys think music plays) Kevin: Let me see that again Doug: Sure. (hands card to Kevin; turns to Jerry) Say, Jerry, since you matched both of our challengers so early, we want to give you a chance to tell us a little about Net Lie, Cheat and Steal. Jerry: Well, Doug, 'net Lie, Cheat, and Steal is a game where you have to answer questions for a dollar amount on the wheel. Also on the wheel, there are special Lie, Cheat, and Steal spaces, which let you do things like take money from another player. Of course, you can only have a certain number, or you risk having to incur the wrath of the Police spaces. After a certain random number (that number is not revealed to the players) of turns, the one with the most cyber- money goes to the bonus round for a jackpot, which is now at $25,000! Come see it at http://www.geocities.com/qjer73/LieCheatSteal.html ! Doug: We sure will. Net Lie, Cheat and Still right here at VBS. (audience applause) I still get a kick out of the name. Just in case you need an assistant on that show, lemme know. I'm sure one of my ex-wives can help. (audience laughs) They're *all* experts in lying, cheating and stealing. OK, everyone's just about ready. We're waiting on Kevin.
(Kevin hands card back to Doug; Doug walks back to Rei's desk) Doug: OK, they're ready. Rei, here's the question again... Jennifer lost her << BLANK >> while water skiing. Rei: Hmm. Have to go with "bikini." (audience cheers) Doug: For some of you, I don't know if you're applauding his answer or the idea of seeing Jennifer in a bikini. (audience laughs) Anyhoo, we'll see if Rei can get a few matches. We start with Tom and Frank. Tom: Frank was there, when she lost her [VIRGINITY]! (buzz) (audience cheers) Frank: WOW! Doug: Now that's a good answer. I played this question with a friend at work and she said the same thing. She then said, "Talk about trick skiing." (audience laughs) Jay, what came to your mind? Jay: She lost her +--------+ | BIKINI | +--------+ whilst water skiing. (ding; audience applause) Doug: Rei's up to CY$300 just like that. (pause) Anything else ya wanna add? Jay: No joke, just picturing it. (sighs) Doug: Hear ya. Kevin, got another bikini for us? Kevin: I actually tried to think on this one. And I said she would do what I would do if given the same situation... I said she lost her +---------+ | LUNCH | +---------+ (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: I guess after doing a few 360's, you'd get sick. Mystic Girl, what did Jen lose when she was water skiing? Mystic Girl: I'm going to make this short. She lost her clothes (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: Probably a good thing you kept it short. The crowd didn't like that. Anyhoo, let's recap the answers...
VIRGINITY/WOW! | BIKINI | LUNCH
(match in R1) | CLOTHES | (match in R1)
MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES
