MG Round 2 Question B
Doug: (grabs "B"; walks to panel) Now, Brian, you'll have the services of everyone on the panel for your half of this round. So, fellers, let's see if we can get Brian out of that double-bagel situation, if you know what I mean. B reads something like this... Dumb Dora is SOOOOOO dumb... Everyone else in unison: HOW DUMB IS SHE?!?!?! Doug: ...she's so dumb, she thought mistletoe was for kissing your << BLANK >>. (J! think music plays)
Doug: OK, Brian. Let's see if we can get you on the board. Dumb Dora is SOOOOOO dumb... ask me how dumb she is? Brian: How dumb is she, Doug? Doug: Glad you asked! (audience laughs) She's so dumb, she thought mistletoe was for kissing your << BLANK >>. Brian: Oh boy, I'm screwed...how about feet. (audience cheers) Doug: Uh, Brian, I thing the audience begs to differ with you. Feet is a great answer and should get you on the board. Mark, Brian's seeking some feet. Mark: Well, give that man CY$100, Doug. (flip) *** FEET *** (ding; audience applause) Doug: Hey! How 'bout that? Brian's on the board. Jay, do you have more feet? Jay: Uh oh..I think I see possible problems with this one. Doug: How's that? Jay: She thought you kissed your +------+ | FOOT | +------+ Doug: Well... (ding; audience applause) The old "Chain Reaction" singular/plural rule benefits Brian. Now, Robert? Robert: Well Doug, I think I got one heck of an answer here. To my knowledge, Dumb Dora is so dumb, that she thought Mistletoe was for kissing your... +------------+ | | | TOE | | | +------------+ Doug: OK, pal? (judge cracks open dictionary; sees definition of "the forepart of a foot or hoof" for "toe"; gives thumbs up and rings the bell) (ding; audience applause) There ya go. Perfect so far. Robert: Say everybody, you wanna join me at one of her parties? She's having one on Christmas Eve! (audience cheers at the idea) On second thought I wouldn't wanna go. We'd all be kissing our toes and giving our toes tongue, and everything. :-P I can do that at home anytime I want to. hehe (audience laughs) Doug: Hey, don't knock Dora's feet. She may be dumb, but her peticurist knows her stuff if ya know what I mean. BTW, would ankle match feet? (judge activates buzzer) That's because the ankle's above the foot and is not "of" the foot, right? (judge nods head) OK, now that we have all that straight, let's continue with Ryan in the Morris chair. Dumb Dora's so dumb, she thought mistletoe was for kissing your feet, so sayeth Bryan. What sayeth thou? Ryan: I said... +------+ | Feet | +------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: All of a sudden, Brian's en fuego. One more match for a tie ballgame. Matt? Matt: I said that Dumb Dura thought that mistletoe was for kissing your +--------------+ | Feet | +--------------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: We have a tie! Matt: It's about time! I was starting to feel unworthy of Richard's seat! Doug: Well, sorry we don't have any female contestants for you to kiss. :) (audience laughs) Well, guess what, folks. Brian could have a perfect score and CY$1000... that is if Sir Keith said "feet", "toes" or something to that effect. Keith: We never hang mistletoe at my house. Judging by the name, I would say, um what was the question? Doug: (sighs) (audience laughs) All this suspense for nothing? Dumb Dora's so dumb, she thought mistletoe was for kissing your... Keith: Dumb Dora thought mistletoe was for kissing your TOE (ding; audience applause) Doug: Perfect! Let's see the answers, shall we?FEET | FOOT | TOE
FEET | FEET | TOE
Doug: Well, Brian, just when you thought you'd go down in defeat, you said "da feet" and have a perfect score. Now, it's John's back that's to the wall. He's got to match Matt just to send this game to overtime. See what happens after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 3 BEGINS
