MG Round 3 Question B

Doug: Well, Kyle, dare I say Barry left the door wide open for you.
Here's the deal.  For your final MG question, you'll have the services
of five of our celebrities.  Match any two of them and we're going to
overtime.  Match more than two, you win.  Anything less and Barry wins.

(Doug grabs B; walks to panel)

Doug: Noiel, since you matched Kyle earlier, your services won't be
needed until HS.  As for everyone else, RSVP to this...

"The Jerry Springer Show" is getting wilder.  Even << BLANK >> joins 
in the fights. 

(J! think music plays)

 

 

Doug: OK, Kyle.  Remember, two matches ties, three matches or more wins.

"The Jerry Springer Show" is getting wilder.  Even << BLANK >> joins 
in the fights. 

Kyle: I hope they said Jerry Springer himself

(audience cheers)

Doug: That's a great answer, my man.  Two Jerrys ties, three wins and we
begin the search for Jerrys with Randy.

Randy: Since Jerry has, heretofore (Or is that heretofive?  Ah well, 
no matter!), remained above the fray, I'll say:

(multiple cards)
#1: The former mayor of
#2: The Queen City
#3: Cincinnati, OH
#4: Jerry Springer

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Don't forget former anchorman for the NBC station in Cincy.  :)    
And, say Jay, what'cha got there?

Jay: Hmmm...as I look at my lava lamp undulating it's wax...
for some reason

+-------+
|       |
| JERRY |
|       |
+-------+

comes to mind.  (ding; audience applause) Peace man...  (audience laughs)

Doug: Don't laugh at Jay.  He's stuck in the '70s like I am.  Well, 
Kyle, we have a tie ball game.  One more Springer and you win.  And if 
you do win with Kelly, we'll keep playing and see if you can win CY$1000.  
(audience cheers)  But, first things first...


if


Kelly


Sanner


put


down


Jerry


Springer


or


something


to


that


effect,


Kyle


plays


Eddie


in


Hollywood


Squares.


For the game, what did you say, Kelly?






Kelly: Even the Pope (John Paul II) is getting his swings in!!

(audience groans) (buzz)

Doug: Um, Jay, I *really* think ya oughta leave the lava lamp at
home.  (audience laughs)  OK, well, no thousand here.  But, Kyle...

you 


can 


still 


make 


it 


to 


Hollywood


Squares 


if 


either 


Ryan 


or 


David 


said 


Jerry 


Springer.


Ryan, for the game, what did you say?

Ryan:  Even....
+-------+
| Jerry |
+-------+
joins in the fights

Doug: Got it! 

(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays)

Doug: Kyle wins 400 to 300.  Now, just for fun and possibly another
cyber-franklin, David, who did you think was joining in the fights
on "Springer"?

David: Where's my writing staff for NTC when I need them?!

------------
+MIKE TYSON+
------------

(buzz) (audience boos)

Doug: Tyson?  TYSON!!!  Maybe on "The Last Word with Jim Rome" -- but 
not "Springer".   Oh, well.  

JERRY SPRINGER | JERRY | POPE
JERRY | MIKE TYSON | (match in R2)

 

(audience applause)

Doug: Kyle, join me over.  (Kyle and Barry shake hands; Kyle walks over
and stands to Doug's left)  Barry, we thank you for playing.  We hope
you had fun on our show.  To remember us, we have CY$300 and this prize
that the ghost of Jay Stewart will tell you about.

The Ghost of Jay Stewart:  It's the home version of The Net Match Game - 
Hollywood Squares Hour.  Everything you need to play two of America's 
favorite games is in one box.  Enjoy from Wilton Hadley.

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