Doug: Thanks, Jay's ghost.  Well, we're wheeling in the rest of our set.
We're almost ready for Hollywood Squares.  I say "almost" because we
need three more celebs.  Jay's ghost, who are they?

(cue MG-HSH theme)

... Joining us for more of
The Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour are...

 

...Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
$250,000 winner...
MATT MARCOTTE

 

...the price man himself...
TOM SABBATELLI

 

...from Net Greed...
TRAVIS EBERLE

 

...and our master
of the squares...
RYAN MORRIS

(audience cheers)

Doug: Ryan, it's all yours

Ryan: Thanks.  Kyle came back from behind to win this one.  Can he 
become the new champ or will Eddie Timanus return to the Super Match?
We'll find out after this.

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Join David Hammond -- your new host for the standalone version
of Net Hollywood Squares.  Coming soon to VBS.

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(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

Jay Stewart's Ghost: Now back to the Net Match Game-Hollywood 
Squares Hour, and here he is once again, The Master of the Squares, 
Ryan Morris!

Ryan: Thanks Jay. Welcome back everyone and Kyle, so far you have 
won Cy$400. Now, let's welcome back our champion, who has won 
Cy$14,250, Eddie Timanus! 

(Eddie walks out shakes Kyle's hand, shakes Ryan's hand, and takes his
seat behind the X podium)

Ryan: Alright, lets get started! Here is how we play:

You have to get three of our stars in a row either across, up and 
down, or diagonally. You have to decied if the stars are telling the 
truth or bluffing their heads off. That's how you get the square.

HS ROUND 1 BEGINS