MG Round 1 Question B

Doug: (pushes button on magic toaster) Kyle since you came closer to the
secret number, you'll start us off.  I have two questions here.  Would you like
to play with A or B?

Kyle: I'll take B

Doug: B it is.  (Doug grabs B; walks over to panel)  Let's get ready to rumble.  

Pillsbury is blazing into the 21st century by changing their annual 
special -- This year they're sponsoring the Pillsbury << BLANK >>-off.

 

 

(J! think music plays)

 

 

Doug: OK, Kyle, let's see if you can get on the board first.  Remember, each time
you match a star, you capture his triangle and CY$100; a perfect score means a 
total of CY$1000.  Here's the question again...

Pillsbury is blazing into the 21st century by changing their annual 
special -- This year they're sponsoring the Pillsbury << BLANK >>-off.

Kyle: I've been trying to think of a good answer and I 
think I've got one, when I think of the 21st century I think of 
computers so I'll go with a pillsbury download off

(audience boos)

Doug: Oh, come on, give the kid a break, will ya?  (audience laughs) Well,
we shall see if anyone went to pillsbury.com for a desert.  Randy, he's looking
for a download off

Randy: Well, in light of the first answer that came to my perverted mind, it's a 
good thing you didn't say, "MG wank music plays"!  Oh, hell with it, I said
 
J*CK

(buzz) (audience loses it)

Doug: Good night, I think this is a first.  A celebrity censors one of his own 
answers.  Over to Jay, now.

Jay: Thanks for seating me next to the newcomer. Welcome to our twisted 
group Kelly. Don't let us scare you off.  BTW Doug, why is it he calls you 
"Rock" again?

Doug: The radio show.  *Rock* 104's *Rock*Trax. 

Jay: IT DOESN'T MATTER why he calls you Rock. All that matters is that
the millions....and millions of 'NPiRs fans are glad that I have
come back to 'NMG/HSH! (audience cheers)

Sorry, my answer is 

+-----------+
|           |
| MICROWAVE |
|           |
+-----------+

(buzz) (audience cheers)

Doug: Ah, now that's what I was thinking.  Sanman, what kind of contest 
was Pillsbury putting together?

Kelly: My answer is "microwave" 

(buzz)

Doug: Another microwave.  Well, let's go to the bottom tier and see if you 
can match Ryan.  Kyle says Pillsbury is sponsoring a download off.

Ryan: I said

+--------------------+
|   Microwave-Off    |
+--------------------+

(buzz)

Doug: Oh, Kyle.  If you'd've said "microwave", you'd have CY$300.  
Over to David and -- what'cha checkin' out on your laptop.

David: (looking at "The Caldwell Files" on tv-gameshows.com)
Well, at least i'm not as bad a Jim Caldwell on 'net Top Card,
but, my contestants will tell you, I have my moments!

(audience laughs)

Doug: (pause) Eh, I'm not gonna go there.  :)  (audience laughs)
Tell us what you said before we both end up with a foot in the mouth.

David: Honestly, the Pillsbury is a baking supply company, and everyone 
always eats too much baking anyway.  I'll say........

The Pillsbury << GLUT >>-off.

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Oh, there ya go  Too many Pillsbury products and you'll have a lot 
of tummy.  And Noiel, what'cha got there?

Noiel: I just found this document on my seat when I came in:

"In accordance with the Bulifant-Deutsch pact of 1979, it is required by law 
that the one in seat #6 on any version of "Match Game" is to give at least 
one ridiculous answer each game.  Failure to comply with this ruling will 
result in the guilty party being locked into a room and listening to Roseanne 
singing and Fran Drescher laughing for one hour."

Now you in the audience will agree with me that this is the reason why MG98 
only had 5 panelists. (audience laughs)

So, since I don't want to be subject to that inhuman torture, HERE IT IS!

THE PILLSBURY
+===============+
|     TAKE      |
|      IT       |
|     OFF!!!    |
+===============+

(buzz) (audience boos)

(Noiel ducks while audience and panel members throw things)

Doug: OK, now that you've had your rotten answer moment, think ya can do better?
Anyway, let's recap the answers and scoring...

J*CK | MICROWAVE | MICROWAVE
MICROWAVE | GLUT | TAKE IT

 

Doug: Well, that was interesting.  Barry, let's see what happens with your question.

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES