MG Round 1 Question A

Doug: Well, that was interesting.  Barry, let's see what happens with 
your question.

Doug: Weird Willie is so weird ...

Everyone else in unison: HOW WEIRD IS HE?!?!?

Doug:... he's so weird the last time he went to a baseball game and 
sat in the bleachers, he brought << BLANK >> with him.

(J! think music plays)

 

 

Doug: OK, Barry, the stars are ready.  We're ready for you.

Weird Willie is so weird, the last time he went to a baseball 
game and sat in the bleachers, he brought << BLANK >> with him.

Barry: he brought an OVEN MITT with him???

(audience boos)

Doug: (turns to Kyle)  There may be hope for you yet, Kyle.
(audience laughs)  I see the logic, Barry, but that might be
a little too hip for the room.  Randy, he's looking for an
oven mitt.

Randy: Well, since I bombed out last time, I'm going to 
clean up my act and say CLOROX

(buzz) (audience cheers)

Doug: Ah, I like that play on words.  Clorox.  *Bleach*ers.
Jay?

Jay: how about...

+---------+
|         |
| A CHAIR |
|         |
+---------+

(buzz)

Doug: That would be pretty dumb since chairs are already provided.
Kel, how'd you tackle this assignment?

Kelly: Weird Willie took his "dirty clothes" with him into the "bleachers."

(buzz) 

Doug: Continuing Randy's laundry theme, I see.  Well, let's talk to Ryan.  
Barry's looking for an oven mitt

Ryan: This was all I could think of

+-------------------------+
|   A bottle of Clorox    |
+-------------------------+

(buzz)

Doug: Our master of the squares matches the overlord of NMG.  And David?

David: Usually, you bring you baseball mit with you 
to the game, but this guy sounds so silly I say he
brought his

----------------
+    BOOTS     + 
----------------

With him to the game!

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Hmm, I could see that if it were a Rangers home game.
And... well, Barry, now that I think about it, you may get some
hope from Noiel.  After all, he is in the Joyce/Patti chair.
Noiel, what'cha got fer us?

Noiel: Well, the last time THIS WEIRDO (points to himself) 
sat in the bleachers at a baseball game, I brought:

+==============+
|   AN AIR     |
|   SICKNESS   |
|     BAG      |
+==============+

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Well, no match there.  Let's recap the answers...

CLOROX | CHAIR | DIRTY CLOTHES
CLOROX | BOOTS | AIR SICKNESS BAG

 

Doug: OK, there's Round 1 fer ya.  And at the end of the round...
(Doug points to scores) (audience laughs) ...we have a pitchers' duel.
Come back for Round 2 and see if we do better after this.

(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS