Doug: Hellooo, everybody and welcome to Net Bumper Stum... uhh... 

(audience laughs and applauds)

Ryan: Eh, first day on the job and your screwing up already.

Charlie: Never had that problem with me, heh, Ryan?

Jim: Likewise.

Doug: Ewww, boy, this is gonna be an interesting hour.  Well,
seriously, good to be on board with the Net Match Game - Hollywood
Squares Hour.  Great to be surrounded by our celebrities.  And, we
might as well set the record straight, Ryan and I aren't brothers.

Frank: (reacting from front row) RIGHT!

(audience laughs)

Ryan: You da man, Frank.

Frank: WOW!

Doug: Ehh, don't encourage him, Ryan.  Anyway, as you have a
seat with the panel, I'm going to welcome our players.  James
Leroux and Dave Adams.

(audience applause)

Doug: Let's find out a little about our players.  Starting with
you, James.

James: I'm a student from Dundas, Canada, my hobbies include 
playing netgames (plus hosting my own) and 5-pin bowling.

Doug: Ah, yes, your Net Lingo site was the inspiration for the 
newly rebuilt NBS randomizer...

Ryan: Please, enough with the bumper stumpers!

(audience laughs)

Doug: Sorry, man, old habits die hard.  Anyway, welcome James.
Let's say hello to Dave.  Tell us a little about yourself.

Dave: I enjoy video games, board and card games and I host
Who Wants To Be A CyberMillionaire? Live.

Doug: All righty.  Lot of net hosts on today's show and at least
one more will come out to join us for Hollywood Squares.  Gents,
we'll play Match Game just like they did in the PM days.  You'll
try to match as many of our stars with fill-in-the-blank questions.
Each time you match a star, you capture a triangle and CY$100.
Match all six and you get a CY$400 bonus.  Plus, the high scorer
at the end of three rounds wins the right to play the champ in
Hollywood Squares.  

(audience cheers)

Doug: James, I'll hit the magic button and reveal two questions.
Do you want A or B?