MG Round 2 Question B


(Doug grabs B; walks to panel)

Doug: And -- all six stars get to play this one.  

Confucius say, "Woman who put her husband in the dog house learned 
he was recently in a << BRANK >> house."
 
(audience laughs) (think music plays) 



 


Doug: And we're all set.  Gio, need three for the tie-breaker, four
or more to win.

Confucius say, "Woman who put her husband in the dog house learned 
he was recently in a << BRANK >> house."

Gio: If a woman places her husband in a dog house, he may be in a 
"doll" house.  

(audience cheers)

Doug: That's -- the definitive answer.  However, there's a better
way to express it.  Need four dollhouses or reasonable equivalents
thereof to clinch the win.  Brian, we start with you.

Brian: Ooooo boy... Ooooooooo boy... This had to be the one I signed 
up for, wasn't it?
 
Doug: Yep, I'm afraid so.
 
Brian: Then you're gonna have to live with where my first instinct 
takes me.  (speaks in Chinese accent) Husband live in Texas and was 
in...
 
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|          |
|WHOREHOUSE|
|          |
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(ding; audience applause)

Doug: That's a match.  Still, a better way to express it.  Chad?

Chad: I'm not sure that I *fully* grasped the question, so I went for a 
fairly suggestive answer and said...

[CAT]

(ding) (audience cheers)

Doug: *There's* the way to play it!!!  The wife puts her husband in the 
*dog* house -- because he was previously in the *cat* house.  Ring-a-ding-
a-ding.  Still two matches to the good.  Need two more for the win; four 
more for the clean sweep extra.  Chico?

Chico: I could make a meth house joke right now...

(a few groans from the crowd)

Chico: ... but I'm going for the obvious answer with (flip) WHORE house.

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: And there's the tie.  Next match wins it.  Ryan?

Ryan: (card)

+=======+
| Whore |
+=======+

(dings; MG-HSH win music plays; audience applause)

(Gio and Andy shake hands)

Doug: And there's the win.  Gio, you're moving on to Hollywood Squares.
But let's keep comparing answers -- because there's still the matter of
a perfect score extra.  Oh, Dean??

Dean:  He was recently in a WHOREHOUSE.

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: That's five.  And now...

All

of

the

internets

are

waiting

to

see

if

we

will

have

a 

perfect

score.

Mystic

Girl,

did

you

think

of

a

house

of

ill

repute?

Mystic Girl: Only one answer comes to mind for me...

+-----------------+
|     SLAUGHTER   |
+-----------------+

(audience cheers)

Doug: (waits for bell)  Oh, come on, judge, give it up!

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: There we go.



 

WHORE | CAT | WHORE
WHORE | WHORE | SLAUGHTER

Gio's response: DOLL

 

 


(MG-HSH variant theme plays)

Doug: Gio had more than enough for the win -- and -- what a way to
win.  (audience laughs) Please, take your spot here on the blue
dot.

Andy, sorry this didn't work out.  But you're going home with 
CY$1300.  That's more than what a lot of runners-up have taken
home.  We thank you for being part of our final show.  Andy 
Silikovitz, everyone.

(audience cheers) (MG desks and toaster roll off stage left;
rest of celebrity grid roll in from stage right)

FROM MG TO HS