(MG-HSH theme plays)
Glenn: If you'd like tickets to see the Net Match Game - Hollywood
Squares Hour, forget it!
(audience laughs and applauds)
Doug: Thanks, Glenn, I think. Welcome back to our grand finale of
the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour.
Doug: And here they are -- our top three winners for our final season,
Cassie Hikari, Evan Hatfield and Gio Montagnino.
(audience cheers)
Doug: Now, normally, this would mean a Champions' Special. But as
we alluded to earlier, we don't have time to play that tournament.
So, instead, we play what we'll call a Champions' Playoff. And here's
how it will work.
First of all, we're going to put away all the loot you won in a safe
place -- and spot each of you CY$100 for this playoff.
(ding)
Doug: Now, we tried something similar a few years back. We'll try this
one more time -- a tribute to "Match Game '90's" Match-Up round.
All three of our players will be shown a short fill-in-the-blank question
with three possible answer. Each player will secretly lock in an answer
to that question. Two or all three players may lock in the same answer.
Doug: Once answers are locked in, we'll go to one of our stars and offer
him or her the same three answers. Jason plays the first question,
Dana plays the second question, Gordon the third, Brian the fourth --
and so on down to Mystic Girl for the ninth and final question.
Each match adds an additional CY$100 to your score. The player with
the highest score after nine questions plays one final head-to-head
match -- for a possible CY$1,000,000.
(audience cheers)
Doug: Good luck to all and away we go. We start with Jason and this
qusetion for the panel. << BLANK >> Park.
_______PARK
| 1 |
CENTRAL |
| 2 |
GRACE |
| 3 |
SOUTH |
(players lock in answers secretly)
Doug: Now to Jason. Central Park, Grace Park or "South Park"?
(time passes) (buzz buzz)
Doug: No answer in time. No score, I'm afraid. Dana's question
is Olivia << BLANK >>.
OLIVIA______
| 1 |
MUNN |
| 2 |
NEWTON-JOHN |
| 3 |
WILDE |
(players lock in answers secretly)
Doug: Well, scores will still be tied. Dana, Olivia Munn, Olivia
Newton-John or Olivia Wilde?
Dana: What? Have you never been mellow? Have you never tried?
Newton-John.
(scattered laughter and applause)
(ding)
Doug: Good flashback. We're tied at 200. On to Gordon and
Edward << BLANK >>.
EDWARD______
| 1 |
JONES |
| 2 |
R. MURROW |
| 3 |
SCISSORHANDS |
(players lock in answers secretly)
Doug: Gordon, Edward Jones, Edward R. Murrow or Edward Scissorhands?
Gordon: As a journalist, I have to go with Edward R. Murrow.
(ding)
Doug: Gio's glad you went there -- because now he's leading. Now to
the middle row and Brian. Eat your << BLANK >>.
EAT YOUR______
| 1 |
HEART OUT |
| 2 |
VEGETABLES |
| 3 |
WORDS |
(players lock in answers secretly)
Doug: Matching answers again. Well, Brian, eat your heart out,
eat your vegetables or eat your words?
Brian: Eat your heart out.
(ding)
Doug: Everyone scores. Gio has the lead still. To Chad.
Desperate << blank >>.
DESPERATE_____
| 1 |
HOUSEWIVES |
| 2 |
MEASURES |
| 3 |
TIMES |
(players lock in answers secretly)
Doug: Chad, "Desperate Housewives", desperate measures or
desperate times?
Chad: A favorite, "Desperate HOUSEWIVES".
(ding)
Doug: Match with Cassie and Gio. Gap between first and third
widens a bit. To Chico now. Split << BLANK >>.
SPLIT_____
| 1 |
DECISION |
| 2 |
PERSONALITY |
| 3 |
SECOND |
(players lock in answers secretly)
Doug: Chico, split decision, split personality or split second?
Chico: Second.
(ding)
Doug: Evan narrows the gap as we go to the bottom row and Ryan.
Michigan << BLANK >>.
MICHIGAN_____
| 1 |
J. FROG |
| 2 |
RUMMY |
| 3 |
WOLVERINES |
(players lock in answers secretly)
Doug: All right. Ryan, Michigan J. Frog, Michigan Rummy or
Michigan Wolverines?
Ryan: J. Frog.
(ding)
Doug: Wow, I thought he'd go for Wolverines. That's why we
play this. Gio at 600, Cassie at 400 and Evan at 500. Dean's
question -- << BLANK >> bell.
______BELL
(players lock in answers secretly)
Doug: Dean, Art Bell, Kristen Bell or school bell?
Dean: School.
(ding)
Doug: And with that, Gio's at 700, Evan 600, Cassie 400. Last
but not least, Mystic Girl's question -- and an executive decision
will follow. The big << BLANK >>.
THE BIG_____
| 1 |
BANG THEORY |
| 2 |
LEBOWSKI |
| 3 |
SHOW |
(players lock in answers secretly)
Doug: Mystic Girl, "The Big Bang Theory", "The Big Lebowski" or "The Big Show"?
Mystic Girl: Bang Theory. Bazinga!
(ding)
Doug: And with that, Gio's leading 800 to 700 to 500. But I tell
ya what we're going to do. We're going to play a make-up question
with Chad.
FUZZY_____
(players lock in answers secretly)
Doug: And we have three different answers. Chad, fuzzy dice,
fuzzy navel or Fuzzy Wuzzy?
Chad: I love a good Fuzzy NAVEL.
Doug: That's a match for Cassie -- but....
(ding)
Doug: ...Gio wins the playoff with CY$800.
(dings; MG-HSH win music plays; audience applause)
Doug: Stand by -- because that could lead to a payoff of CY$800,000.
Before we go any further, Glenn, I believe you have something nice for
each of our playoff champs.
(MG-HSH theme plays)
Glenn: That's right, our players in the Champions' Playoff have each
won an SUV/camper. (audience cheers) Rough it in style with this Nissan
Roadtrek N6 Active. It's great for your next trip to the campgrounds,
the racetrack, the beach or anywhere you'd like. It comfortably sleeps
five people -- and come with a kitchenette, a TV set and much much more.
A fantastic prize worth CY$74,500.
(more cheers)
Doug: So let us crunch some big numbers.
Doug: Cassie, you're going home with winnings that total CY$251,100.
Evan, I think getting that SUV/camper was worth coming back for.
You've got that plus your other winnings here and the cyber-cash you
won in the earlier games for a total of CY$226,700.
Thank you, Cassie and Evan.
(audience cheers)
ADVANCE TO CHAMPIONS' PLAYOFF'S
HEAD-TO-HEAD MATCH
