MG Round 1 Question A

 

 

(audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions
on the toaster)

Doug: Tony, you won the right to go first.  I have two questions
here.  Would you like A or B?

Tony: I'll go with A for Anthony -- my given first name, of course.
;)

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel)  A for Anthony.  New game, everyone
on the panel plays this.

Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "It's official.  Bravo's running 
out of ideas.  Their next reality show will be titled 'The Real 
Housewives of << BLANK >>'." 

(audience laughs) (think music plays) 

 

Doug: Remember, it's a Round 1 question -- so just let the imagination
run free.
 
(stars write)

Doug: Raymond and Chad are just about ready.

 

Doug: And we're all set.  Tony, question again.

Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "It's official.  Bravo's running 
out of ideas.  Their next reality show will be titled 'The Real 
Housewives of << BLANK >>'." 

Tony: Being a 1st round question, there are so many good choices.  
Still, I'm gonna go with my gut instinct and say "Walla Walla, 
Washington."

(audience laughs) (Tony crosses fingers)

Doug: Fun name to say, that's for sure.  For me, there are two great
answers -- one on the legacy side of Match Game and the other -- because
it's funny to me.  Brendan, we start with you.  Where did you have
Bravo's latest group of housewives?

Brendan: I've got a couple answers, but the first thing that came to 
mind was Detroit.  (buzz) (audience cheers)  There's a Beavis and 
Butthead reference in there.

Doug: Oh, that T-Baby video they were watching.  I honestly didn't
think of that -- 'til now.  Chad, where did you have those housewives?

Chad: They're going with a retro theme here, I think...

[BEDROCK]

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Modern stone-age reality show from Bravo.  Good thought -- but
no match.  Raymond, what city came to your mind?

Raymond: I thought the biggest torture would be Real Housewives Of HELL.

(a few woahs and lots of laughs from the crowd) (buzz)

Doug: No matter your provider, whether its cable or satellite, it's
on channel 666.  (audience laughs)  Now I have not been here on NMG-HSH
*all* fifteen years.  I've been a contributor and a panelist before
becoming co-host to this man who's been here for all 15 -- Mr. Ryan
Morris.  

(audience cheers)

Doug: Ride's been amazing, champ.  I wanna keep on keepin' on.  
Question again for Tony.  Gossip columnist Roma Garrett said, "It's 
official.  Bravo's running out of ideas.  Their next reality show 
will be titled 'The Real Housewives of ...'."

Ryan: (card)

+=========+
| Detroit |
+=========+

(buzz) (more cheers)

Doug: Another Motown -- probably courtesy of Beavis and Butthead.
Jay, what say ye?

Jay: I'm going to go with... The Real Housewives of [Kansas]

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Now that's close to my personal funny answer.  I was thinking
"Real Housewives of Topeka".   Tammy, wrap this up for us.

Tammy: Yeah, I was an "Archie" addict as a kid.  It'll probably be 
an animated show called 'The Real Housewives of (card) [RIVERDALE]".
 
(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Another cartoon city.  The other answer I was thinking of,
that's a nod to the legacy of Match Game -- real housewives of
-- Encino.

(audience laughs)

 

DETROIT | BEDROCK | HELL
DETROIT | KANSAS | RIVERDALE

Tony's response: WALLA WALLA, WA

 

 

Doug: Well, we were all over the map, Tony.  Unfortunately, nowhere
close to the American northwest.  Better luck in the next round.

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES