HS Round 3

 




 



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                                                    -Doug Morris]

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Ryan: David has started to pull away. But, John, you have a chance to catch up 
because Game 3 is worth Cy$4,000 and each sqaure is worth Cy$1,000.
John, you're behind, so you go first. Pick a Square

John: Chad, please.

Ryan: Chad, do flies have ribs?

Chad: Only on barbecue weekends!

(a few laughs from the crowd)

Chad: I don't think so. I think they're exoskeletal.

John: I'll agree.

Ryan: Flies do not have ribs. X gets the Square.

[1][2][3]
[4][x][6]
[7][8][9]

(ding; audience applause)

Ryan: David, pick a square.

David: Doug Morris, please

Ryan: Doug, are there more or less than 15,000 different varieties of rice?

Doug: Huh boy -- let's see -- Donna Rice, Jerry Rice, Edgar Rice Burroughs -- (a few
laughs from the crowd) -- Rice University in Houston.

Oh -- heck -- less.

David: Considering that almost every culture in the world has their own variety of
rice, I gotta disagree.

Ryan: Worldwide there are more than 40,000 different varieties of rice. Circle
 gets the Square.

[1][2][3]
[4][x][6]
[o][8][9]

(ding; audience applause)

x: John:   2500
o: David:  8500

Ryan: John, pick a square.

John: Gordon, please.

Ryan: Gordon, you're in Tokyo and have been fined ¥111,000 for illegal parking.  
In increments of $100 American, about how much money would you have to 
pay to cover the fine?

Gordon: Well the good news is that I have a yen to answer this question.

(audience groans)

Chico: Thank you folks, he'll be here all week. Tip the veal, try the waitress.

Gordon: Shaddup (audience laughs) Seriously, a yen is around one penny, 
so 111,000 yen is around $1,200.

John: I'll agree.

Ryan: You'd have to pay about $1200. X gets the Square.

[1][x][3]
[4][x][6]
[o][8][9]

x: John:   3500
o: David:  8500

Ryan: David, pick a square.

David: Gotta take Jay for the block

Ryan: Jay, you're Ponce de Leon and you're looking for the
Fountain of Youth.  Where will you be going?

Jay: Good thing you're asking me and not my grandma.

(audience laughs)

Jay: In all seriousness, I believe it's in Florida.

David: I agree in this case.

Ryan: Ponce de Leon was looking in Florida for the 
Fountain of Youth. Circle Gets the Square.

[1][x][3]
[4][x][6]
[o][o][9]

x: John:   3500
o: David:  9500


Ryan: John, pick a square.

John: Tammy for the block, please.

Tammy: Howdy Hi Ryan!
 
Ryan: Tammy, What fraction of the world's fresh water 
can be found in Canada?
 
Tammy: I've known some hosts from Canada who were 
fresh. (audience laughs) I'll say 1/4.

John: I'll agree.

Ryan: Only 1/3 of the world's fresh water can be found in Canada. 
David, we can't give you the square you have to earn it yourself.

[1][x][3]
[4][x][6]
[o][o][9]

x: John:   3500
o: David:  9500

Ryan: David, pick a square.

David: Tammy for the win, Ryan!

Tammy: Howdy Hi Ryan!

Ryan: Tammy, for roughly four years, NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson 
was known as Chad Ochocinco.  Which lasted longer: Chad's endorsement 
deal with Zico coconut water or Chad's marriage to Evelyn Lozada?

Tammy: Where is Jack Whittaker when we all need him? 

(a few laughs from the crowd)

Tammy: This is so not up my alley. I'll say his endorsement deal.

David: I'll disagree

Ryan: Chad and Evelyn were married for 41 days.  His endorsement deal 
with Zico lasted less than one month. Circle gets the Square and the Win!

(dings; MG-HSH shorter win music plays; audience applause) 

 




 



x: John:   3500
o: David: 14500

(time's up bell) 

Ryan: Well, folks. That's it. The game is over and our new 
Champion is David Hammond.

(dings; MG-HSH win music plays; audience applause) 

Ryan: David, we'll total up your winnings in just a moment.

(Ryan turns to John.)

Ryan: John, the stars just wern't aligned in your favor. But, you 
did pick up Cy$3,500. Let's have a nice round of applause for 
John Menjes.

(audience applauds; Ryan turns to David.)

Ryan: David, you won Cy$14,500. We add that to the Cy$1,000
 you won on Match Game and the Cy$30,000 Secret Square 
Jackpot that you won. That makes your current total winnings 
Cy$45,500!

(audience applauds)

Ryan: Now, go meet Doug at Center Stage and he'll give you a 
shot at Cy$100,000 more!

(Doug and David meet at Center Stage and shake hands)

Ryan: The Cy$100,000 SuperMatch is Next!

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) 

SUPER MATCH BEGINS